video;

[wifeonmars]

[The video opens on a patch of blue sky, with some birds flying by. The camera turns and there's a surprisingly green girl giving a smile and a wave. And apparently holding the comm with no hands. She floats (??) peacefully for a bit, wind catching her cape before looking at the camera again.]

Hey, everyone! I'm Miss Martian. But you can call me M'gann. Just thought I'd introduce myself. A-and even though I am actually from Mars, I promise I'm not here to invade or anything! I mean, an invasion of just one person isn't a very good invasion. And I'd probably go all undercover so you wouldn't even notice... It'd be pretty easy actually.

[She actually appears to be considering the logistics of an alien invasion before remembering herself.]

Anyways! I'm really excited to meet everyone and I hope we can be friends!

Comments

video, private; id reads robin

[performance]

M'gann? [ Short hair so she's— definitely older. Older than she was in his time, at least. ]

Is it really you? Stupid question, who else would it be— did you just get here? Where are you?

video, private

[wifeonmars]

[M'gann takes her cue from Robin and switches her video to private with only a little fumbling.]

Nightwing? Or... Robin? [What is going on?]

I... yeah. I just got here. I'm in Heropa, I think? Should I meet you somewhere?

[Video: Private: ID is 'Misfit']

[foreverbouncing]

[Hey, a face she recognizes! From snooping in Oracle's files, but still. Some stuff is off but...how many green martian teenagers can there really be?]

[Misfit looks a bit excited.]

Oh wow okay so I like, always wanted to meet you but never had a chance and now you get sucked into this weird universe too that's so awesome hi!

[No she didn't breath anywhere in there.]

video, private

[wifeonmars]

[This is a little worrying. The League always tried to keep the team away from the media as much as possible.]

Oh uh... I didn't realise anyone knew about me. Nice to meet you?

[Video]

[schrodingersghost]

[Danny blinks. He knew that name. From before.]

Okay? I'm starting to think I was gone for a lot longer than I thought. Has it been years?

video;

[wifeonmars]

Um... Does it work like that? I only just got here. They didn't say too much about time travel.

voice; private

[runningstart]

Green Cheeks!

Oh my god, you're older again! -I mean, like, relative to me. Isn't a couple years just like a couple months to you though? I mean, you age so well, I'm not calling you old or anything, you look as great as ever!

video; private

[wifeonmars]

[That voice... There's no way. There's a definite tremble in M'gann's voice. The camera pulls in close, and her expression is a little uncertain, mostly shocked.]

W-wally? Is that really you?

video ; private FIRST IMPRESSIONS AGAIN (id says blue beetle)

[khajidont]

Hi, M'gann. I wouldn't worry about anyone saying that you're gonna invade, just for the record; we've got lots of people who aren't from Earth here!

[Though maybe don't talk about it being easy!!!]

Um... I don't suppose you know who I am?

[Which version of M'gann are you?]

video; private

[wifeonmars]

Nice to know I'm not the only alien. ...That we know of, I guess.

[She hasn't met another alien shapeshifter, but it could happen.]

And of course I know who you are, Blue! We're teammates.

[pixiestyx]

Oh my gosh! Your name's Megan? My name's Megan too!

[wifeonmars]

M'gann, technically. But close enough. Nice to meet you!

video

[missleadingquestions]

[red alert, cutie on the network, time to make friends.]

M'gann? You're really from Mars? I didn't know anyone lived on mars!

[It's fine you're too cute to be a scary alien right]

video;

[wifeonmars]

Definitely from Mars! And there are a lot of us. I have over 300 cousins!

...Not sure if there are any Martians in this universe, though. It's probably just me.

[M'gann is definitely a scary alien, but she is also very good at hiding it.]

video; i'm so sorry already

[totty]

--Ah! America really has aliens after all?

[WAIT THAT'S NOT WHAT HE MEANT TO SAY]

Aha-- I mean-- let me start over.

I'm Matsuno Todomatsu! It's a pleasure, Mmmm--

[...Me...megan... Megan is wrong. M'gann??? how does he pronounce that]

Miss Martian.

[amazing. you can hear the strain in his voice, as well as on his accent.]

video;

[wifeonmars]

It's nice to meet you!

And you can totally call me Megan if that's easier. [Though possibly M'gann should be thinking about her secret identity? She'll ask Robin later.]

And I've been to other places that aren't America. So technically you could just say everywhere has aliens. Or wherever I am, at least.

Voice

[rocksforbrains]

[There's a lot of snickering coming through right now. ]

Miss Martian? Really? That's what you went with?

[The snickering is rapidly turning into outright chuckling.]

Hey everyone! It's me, famous superhero Lady Spacegirl!

video;

[wifeonmars]

[THIS IS SO RUDE.]

It was mostly to stay on theme with my uncle! We wanted to be upfront with the humans. And Martian Girl is kind of... not right.

continued from the test drive?

[flynnnotjunior]

Invading people again are we?

sure!

[wifeonmars]

You can't say again when I never did it in the first place!

video;

[radioclub_jp]

[All aboard the redhead train! Paprika's perhaps surprisingly open to the whole "aliens are real" thing, but she never expected to actually see one in real life.]

... Well, I'm glad you come in peace.

video;

[wifeonmars]

Martians are very nice! I promise.

[Nice to humans, at least. Not so nice to a certain colour of Martian.]

video

[fastballspeciaaaaal]

You gotta be careful not to catch a cold!

[I promise in her head this is a perfectly logical thing to say.]

video;

[wifeonmars]

Oh um. I don't get sick? Not with human stuff.

voice; private ad infinitum

[alreadywon]

[After a little bit of fiddling, since he's not even sure what codename she'd recognize if any, he just sets the ID to a little black flying bird emoji. Humor him, he's in the middle of changing some things around.

Hellooo. She may recognize this voice, although its owner has grown up by a few years. And a little teasing, right now.] Just a thought: you might not want to announce your invasion plans on an open network, just in case.

voice; private

[wifeonmars]

I'm learning that. [Luckily only two people have actually mentioned it.]

Also, is that... Robin? A Robin?

[She's already gotten the parallel universe talk from Jaime so she's hopeful this is a Robin that recognises her.]

video.

[glowsferatu]

[ A grey horned girl comes on screen, sporting an amused grin, full of fang. ]

I wouldn't worry too much about any expectation of invasions. I think the rest of us "aliens" have rather paved the way for it already,

[ At least, they will have until they all get in the same room. Then who knows how people will react. ]

video;

[wifeonmars]

[M'gann visibly brightens at the sight of someone obviously not human.]

Oh! Nice to know I'm not alone! And that you're maintaining a good public image.

[text] id reads 'Mewtwo'

[thelimitdoesnotexist]

you're the second person who mentioned that world.

text;

[wifeonmars]

Do you mean Mars? It's always been there. Just doesn't always have Martians in every universe, I guess.

[maglevflash]

We've already been invaded once by Russia, I think Mars might actually be a welcome change.

[Gogo remembers M'Gann from last summer, she'd helped them free Hiro's mind from evil, but from the replies to this message so far she gathers that this time M'Gann isn't just older. She doesn't remember being here before.]

[wifeonmars]

I dunno about that... [Don't say anything about how easy it would be with telepathy and shapeshifting, don't do it.]

Besides, I like Earth the way it is! Humans are pretty great. Mostly.

video.

[tardily]

One person— martian— invasion from Mars might work if there weren't superheros here. Or people with superpowers.

Pretty glad you're not about to invade us though. We're a little— invaded out. Especially by places that involve red. No offense to Mars.

[ A beat. ]

Is the floating thing a Martian thing?

video;

[wifeonmars]

I think I'd do pretty okay. [She's joking. Mostly.]

And none taken! The whole Russian thing sounds crazy. I wasn't very good at Earth history even back home. Now I guess I'm re-learning everything.

[M'gann floats the camera out a little further so that it shows her bobbing in place with nothing but sky around her.]

Definitely a Martian thing. Though, it's not floating so much as telekinesis.