video;

[wifeonmars]

[The video opens on a patch of blue sky, with some birds flying by. The camera turns and there's a surprisingly green girl giving a smile and a wave. And apparently holding the comm with no hands. She floats (??) peacefully for a bit, wind catching her cape before looking at the camera again.]

Hey, everyone! I'm Miss Martian. But you can call me M'gann. Just thought I'd introduce myself. A-and even though I am actually from Mars, I promise I'm not here to invade or anything! I mean, an invasion of just one person isn't a very good invasion. And I'd probably go all undercover so you wouldn't even notice... It'd be pretty easy actually.

[She actually appears to be considering the logistics of an alien invasion before remembering herself.]

Anyways! I'm really excited to meet everyone and I hope we can be friends!

Comments

[wifeonmars]

[IT IS THE MOST RACIST.]

Well, I mean. There are some not so nice Martians. But those ones have stayed on Mars.

[Mostly. But M'gann's not going to mention that sometimes she's not so nice herself. Part of being a superhero.]

Martians or aliens are both fine! Aliens might just get confusing because there are other aliens besides Martians. Though it might be different here.

[radioclub_jp]

Mm, this "other Earth" has a lot of unusual things going on. So I wouldn't be surprised if there are others. [At least, not now.]

[wifeonmars]

Maybe I should start a club. Aliens Anonymous. Or not so anonymous.

[radioclub_jp]

"Aliens In Plain Sight"?

[wifeonmars]

That would be... AIPS? APS? Not very catchy.

I also feel like there wouldn't be too many members. Not all aliens want to come out and say they're aliens, you know?

[radioclub_jp]

Good point. [For the same reason she's rapidly learned not to go around letting people know she's an imPort. Even when it's positive, the attention's not comfortable for long.] How would you hide it, though?

[wifeonmars]

It's pretty easy.

[As she speaks, M'gann's face seems to ripple and shift, before settling on what appears to be a face identical to Paprika's.]

1/2

[radioclub_jp]

2/2

[radioclub_jp]

[delighted] Oh, wow! Yeah, that'd do the trick!

[wifeonmars]

[M'gann lets her face revert back to her usual green skin and freckles before grinning.]

Just one of the perks of being a Martian.