video;

[wifeonmars]

[The video opens on a patch of blue sky, with some birds flying by. The camera turns and there's a surprisingly green girl giving a smile and a wave. And apparently holding the comm with no hands. She floats (??) peacefully for a bit, wind catching her cape before looking at the camera again.]

Hey, everyone! I'm Miss Martian. But you can call me M'gann. Just thought I'd introduce myself. A-and even though I am actually from Mars, I promise I'm not here to invade or anything! I mean, an invasion of just one person isn't a very good invasion. And I'd probably go all undercover so you wouldn't even notice... It'd be pretty easy actually.

[She actually appears to be considering the logistics of an alien invasion before remembering herself.]

Anyways! I'm really excited to meet everyone and I hope we can be friends!

Comments

[wifeonmars]

Sorry I'm not your friend. But it's still nice to meet you!

[schrodingersghost]

Yeah, sorry about that.

[Well, now he felt a little dumb. ]

Guess I should actually introduce myself or something, then. I'm Danny Fenton.

[wifeonmars]

I'm M'gann! Which... you probably already knew.

You were here before?

[schrodingersghost]

Yeah. Kind of. Unless this is one of those weird alternate reality things where everyone has different name.

Uh, Yeah. I was here for a couple of months, and then I ended up back at home. [He makes a face. ] And now I'm right back here again.

[wifeonmars]

Oh. That sounds kind of terrible. I didn't know the Porter could do that.

[schrodingersghost]

Neither did I. I was kind of hoping going home was it for this place, you know?

[wifeonmars]

Apparently you can even come back and not remember when you were here before. Or at least that's what people are telling me.

[schrodingersghost]

Okay. Wow. I guess it could be worse.