video;

[wifeonmars]

[The video opens on a patch of blue sky, with some birds flying by. The camera turns and there's a surprisingly green girl giving a smile and a wave. And apparently holding the comm with no hands. She floats (??) peacefully for a bit, wind catching her cape before looking at the camera again.]

Hey, everyone! I'm Miss Martian. But you can call me M'gann. Just thought I'd introduce myself. A-and even though I am actually from Mars, I promise I'm not here to invade or anything! I mean, an invasion of just one person isn't a very good invasion. And I'd probably go all undercover so you wouldn't even notice... It'd be pretty easy actually.

[She actually appears to be considering the logistics of an alien invasion before remembering herself.]

Anyways! I'm really excited to meet everyone and I hope we can be friends!

Comments

[performance]

Have you met Harley? You're going to meet Harley.

[wifeonmars]

If Harley's a villain, do you really want me meeting them? Unless we're going to fight or something...

[performance]

She's... kind of retired? Here.

[wifeonmars]

I didn't know you could do that. Just retire from supervillainy.

[Do they go to college? Join an accounting firm?]

[performance]

I mean, that's the idea, right? Rehabilitation...

[wifeonmars]

I guess so. I've just... never really seen it happen before.

[performance]

I'm not gonna lie... it doesn't usually take. Not with super criminals, anyway.