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[wifeonmars]

[The video opens on a patch of blue sky, with some birds flying by. The camera turns and there's a surprisingly green girl giving a smile and a wave. And apparently holding the comm with no hands. She floats (??) peacefully for a bit, wind catching her cape before looking at the camera again.]

Hey, everyone! I'm Miss Martian. But you can call me M'gann. Just thought I'd introduce myself. A-and even though I am actually from Mars, I promise I'm not here to invade or anything! I mean, an invasion of just one person isn't a very good invasion. And I'd probably go all undercover so you wouldn't even notice... It'd be pretty easy actually.

[She actually appears to be considering the logistics of an alien invasion before remembering herself.]

Anyways! I'm really excited to meet everyone and I hope we can be friends!

Comments

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[thelimitdoesnotexist]

I never noticed.

I wish to go out there sometime.

[Space, that is.]

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[wifeonmars]

It can be beautiful. But it's also a little bit lonely. I find Earth much more interesting.

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[thelimitdoesnotexist]

earth has some things.

plenty of variation in birds.

and sweets.

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[wifeonmars]

The food is nice. I've become a pretty good baker!

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[thelimitdoesnotexist]

that is a rare skill around here.

[As far as he sees it.]