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Arright people, it's crunch time. I need your input on this critical issue: What graduation present should I buy myself?

Here are the options:
A) One pet rat
B) Two pet rats
3) As many discount 'grow your own crystal' science kits as my powerful masculine arms can carry so that I can grow a crystal statue in the likeness of Beyonce Knowles
And D) Two pet rats and a box of donuts for dinner


Also since it's finals season I'm offering my services to help people cram for any of the sciences. I can do up to college year whatever because I'm a genius. My rates are the low low price of buy me dinner.

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God, right?! Oh my god, she's so hot. Man. Can you imagine me getting to stare at a life-sized Beyonce crystal statue all day? I mean, the improvement in morale alone is worth the trouble.

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I assume you'd be going for life-size, right?

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Absolutely. Maybe slightly larger. I have a thing for tall women, blame Wonder Woman.

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Man, the more I hear about her, the more disappointed I am that our world doesn't have a Wonder Woman yet.

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Dude seriously, you are missing out. I wish I had a picture or something I could show you. Just know this: when you stand next to her, you are at the perfect height. For everything.

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Everything?

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Most things. The important things, that can still take place in the living room. There's a stool for the other stuff.