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Arright people, it's crunch time. I need your input on this critical issue: What graduation present should I buy myself?

Here are the options:
A) One pet rat
B) Two pet rats
3) As many discount 'grow your own crystal' science kits as my powerful masculine arms can carry so that I can grow a crystal statue in the likeness of Beyonce Knowles
And D) Two pet rats and a box of donuts for dinner


Also since it's finals season I'm offering my services to help people cram for any of the sciences. I can do up to college year whatever because I'm a genius. My rates are the low low price of buy me dinner.

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What, brighter than here? That's not shocking dude, this place has been stuck in the Cold War for decades. That'd wear anybody down.

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No no, I meant actually brighter. I don't know why, but it's just lighter. [ Almost like someone sepia toned the whole place, hmmm.] It's a shame this place is stuck in a war, though. Then again I doubt we'd be here talking if it wasn't.

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Well supposedly the Porter just does what it wants regardless of whatever's going on, so the war's got nothing to do with it. If you believe what they say about it. [Shrug.] Not sure I do.