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[runningstart]

Arright people, it's crunch time. I need your input on this critical issue: What graduation present should I buy myself?

Here are the options:
A) One pet rat
B) Two pet rats
3) As many discount 'grow your own crystal' science kits as my powerful masculine arms can carry so that I can grow a crystal statue in the likeness of Beyonce Knowles
And D) Two pet rats and a box of donuts for dinner


Also since it's finals season I'm offering my services to help people cram for any of the sciences. I can do up to college year whatever because I'm a genius. My rates are the low low price of buy me dinner.

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[resipiscent]

Yeah, but you make a statue with them as a method of containment, and then you eat the statue. [A beat.] ... Why am I gonna get sick and you aren't?

[runningstart]

Because I hyper-metabolize food so I never get full.

I mean, unless you do that too. But then we're gonna need a lot more donuts.

[resipiscent]

Ah, I got it. Nope, fortunately, I don't. Easier on the wallet.

[runningstart]

You're telling me.

[resipiscent]

[Well, there's always nullifiers.]

Heh. Well, I'll bring you some donuts.