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[nitidus]

A question, ImPorts: what would your preferred secret identity be? How ridiculous would you be willing to go in terms of name and costume? Which imagery would you avoid when suiting up?

Additionally, I have a small thesis I've been working on and if anyone is free to be interviewed and/or analysed re: their views on vigilantism, I would be very grateful. If you would prefer anonymity, I'm sure we can work something out.

Comments

[nitidus]

Are you a coffee fan?

[shutterbugged]

Am I a coffee fan, she asks. Why not "do you like breathing?" while you're at it?

[nitidus]

Do you like breathing? :)

[shutterbugged]

Not as much as I like drinking coffee.

Anyway, I have to go on patrol -- date/time/location of preference? You can e-mail me later if that's easier. My schedule's usually pretty flexible, so you can slot me in whenever.

[nitidus]

I'm working with your busy schedule here, Spider-Man. I know you must be busy, what with saving lives and convincing wayward teenagers to choose the right path.

[shutterbugged]

You make it sound like I'm handing out D.A.R.E. t-shirts.

... That was before your time, wasn't it. Great, NOW I feel old.

[nitidus]

Have you considered that you ARE old?

[shutterbugged]

Go to your room, young lady.

[nitidus]

You're not my real dad.

[shutterbugged]

Oh yeah? How would you know that?

[nitidus]

Because you're not nearly as fond of puppets as he is.

[shutterbugged]

Okay, wow. Not the comeback I was expecting.

[nitidus]

You really don't want to know what he does with puppets.

[shutterbugged]

You know giving my imagination free reign like that is worse than actually telling me, right?

[nitidus]

Well he runs a puppet porn website, so I'm not really sure.

[shutterbugged]

[ wait what oh god what ]

This explains so much about your worldview.