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maskormenace2014-06-01 10:05 pm
dissemble) wrote in maskormenace2014-06-01 10:05 pm
Entry tags:
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † cole sear | n/a,
- † gabriel | trickster,
- † gilbert nightray | n/a,
- † houka inumuta | n/a,
- † jenny quantum | eclipse,
- † kay faraday | great thief yatagarasu,
- † lucifer | n/a,
- † madison montgomery | n/a,
- † no1 | n/a,
- † pitch black | the nightmare king,
- † roy mustang | the flame alchemist
video;
[Hello, Heropa and other assorted cities. Have you ever visited the big prison where they keep imports? You should, if only to see for yourself the appalling state the import-only section is in. Not particularly attractive, and the solid grey wall behind Lucifer shows signs of rather old graffiti.
It's that and the orange jumpsuit which give Lucifer away as currently being an inmate of Heropa's most secure. The corners of his mouth are turned up and it looks like his expression should be a pleasant one, but most people probably know by now not to mistake that for a smile.]
I really have to commend whoever it is behind this little trap. You've put a lot of work into making sure there's no way home without your say-so.
I hope it's worth it.
[There's a rumble in the background, someone talking in a deep enough tone that the feed can't quite pick it up.
Lucifer looks offscreen.] It certainly does, Bill. It certainly does.
[Another, slightly more disgruntled offscreen rumble and he turns back to the camera.]
My devoutly agnostic guard Bill here would like to mention that anyone thinking of following in my footsteps should think again. Apparently there's space enough in here for everyone who doesn't do what they're told.
Seems I'll be getting to know you all better after all.
One way or another.
[Oh, yes. You may have read in the papers or seen reports on tv about the start of Lucifer's trial. He empathised thoroughly with two weeping mothers who had lost family members, ignored all the lawyers, pointed out that he was technically not guilty of at least a third (but more like three-quarters) of the charges he was being brought up on, and (correctly) accused the one of the jury of possessing child pornography.
The less said about the Satanists camping outside the courthouse the better.
Stay tuned!]
It's that and the orange jumpsuit which give Lucifer away as currently being an inmate of Heropa's most secure. The corners of his mouth are turned up and it looks like his expression should be a pleasant one, but most people probably know by now not to mistake that for a smile.]
I really have to commend whoever it is behind this little trap. You've put a lot of work into making sure there's no way home without your say-so.
I hope it's worth it.
[There's a rumble in the background, someone talking in a deep enough tone that the feed can't quite pick it up.
Lucifer looks offscreen.] It certainly does, Bill. It certainly does.
[Another, slightly more disgruntled offscreen rumble and he turns back to the camera.]
My devoutly agnostic guard Bill here would like to mention that anyone thinking of following in my footsteps should think again. Apparently there's space enough in here for everyone who doesn't do what they're told.
Seems I'll be getting to know you all better after all.
One way or another.
[Oh, yes. You may have read in the papers or seen reports on tv about the start of Lucifer's trial. He empathised thoroughly with two weeping mothers who had lost family members, ignored all the lawyers, pointed out that he was technically not guilty of at least a third (but more like three-quarters) of the charges he was being brought up on, and (correctly) accused the one of the jury of possessing child pornography.
The less said about the Satanists camping outside the courthouse the better.
Stay tuned!]
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But I guess that kind of solves the revolving door problem all the jails in superhero movies seem to have. You'll have to dig through the sewer system just like normal people. [insert shawshank redemption pun here]
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