video;

[dissemble]

[Hello, Heropa and other assorted cities. Have you ever visited the big prison where they keep imports? You should, if only to see for yourself the appalling state the import-only section is in. Not particularly attractive, and the solid grey wall behind Lucifer shows signs of rather old graffiti.

It's that and the orange jumpsuit which give Lucifer away as currently being an inmate of Heropa's most secure. The corners of his mouth are turned up and it looks like his expression should be a pleasant one, but most people probably know by now not to mistake that for a smile.]

I really have to commend whoever it is behind this little trap. You've put a lot of work into making sure there's no way home without your say-so.

I hope it's worth it.

[There's a rumble in the background, someone talking in a deep enough tone that the feed can't quite pick it up.

Lucifer looks offscreen.] It certainly does, Bill. It certainly does.

[Another, slightly more disgruntled offscreen rumble and he turns back to the camera.]

My devoutly agnostic guard Bill here would like to mention that anyone thinking of following in my footsteps should think again. Apparently there's space enough in here for everyone who doesn't do what they're told.

Seems I'll be getting to know you all better after all.


One way or another.



[Oh, yes. You may have read in the papers or seen reports on tv about the start of Lucifer's trial. He empathised thoroughly with two weeping mothers who had lost family members, ignored all the lawyers, pointed out that he was technically not guilty of at least a third (but more like three-quarters) of the charges he was being brought up on, and (correctly) accused the one of the jury of possessing child pornography.

The less said about the Satanists camping outside the courthouse the better.

Stay tuned!]

Comments

video;

[larker]

[There's something just a little depressing about Lucifer admitting there's no way home. He's meant to be the older brother, the stronger one.

Oh well. Like Gabriel will focus too much on that when this is the perfect mocking opportunity.]

I'm liking the orange. Goes well with your eyes.

[dissemble]

I see you told the government lackey just what you thought of him.

[larker]

[Pft, if they didn't have a switch labelled "turn Gabriel's powers off", he'd have done more than just tell Holiday what he thought of him.]

Oh, which one?

video

[corviform]

[ Hey it's that one guy. ]

They still allowed you to keep your communicator?

[ What the hell kind of system is that? ]

video

[dissemble]

My good friend Bill is listening in case any of you say something incriminating.

Or in case I do, I don't think he minds which.

video

[corviform]

Tch, as if anyone is stupid enough to do something like that.

audio;

[databoner]

[Ah. Government jail. He's kind of glad he did his time... before Lucifer was caught.]

Your tattoo- it reads "criminal" now, doesn't it?

Re: audio;

[dissemble]

That's rather a personal question, don't you think?

[databoner]

Answering a personal question is the least you could do.

[video]

[yatagarasu]

[Have one (1) not-so-happy teenage girl all up on your screen, Lucifer.]

Did they give you your communicator for good behavior or something? 'Cause I'm pretty sure they oughta have higher standards for good behavior.

[video]

[dissemble]

[Camera pans to show Bill the Guard sitting opposite the cell, glaring this way.]

[video]

[yatagarasu]

[Kay manages to hold his glare - hey, he's way over there at the local jail and she's right here, so he can't hurt her. But inside, she has to admit, that's one mean glare.]

Seriously though, it's okay?

permavid

[centurybaby]

You started getting letters yet? Once that shit starts hitting the news, there's always the fucking letters.

permavid

[dissemble]

Will you write me one?

video

[yourpiecenow]

Did they really take your powers?

[just getting right to the point]

video

[dissemble]

Scary thought, isn't it.

[incendere]

(Oh my god who allowed him to keep the communicator. THIS PLACE.)

Well, well. Seems like you've already gotten comfortable there. I admit, the place certainly seems to suit you.

[dissemble]

It's a little dusty for my tastes.

video

[aggressiveapathy]

Did they make you listen to the Black Eyed Peas?

[dissemble]

[wut]

not here

[thanatophobias]

[augh why are you still on the network

he's shutting off his communicator for a couple of days, bye]

[closetshark]

Think they'll let you out anytime soon, or will you be needing posters for your walls and craft supplies to keep you occupied?

[dissemble]

I'm fairly certain one of the jury would like me to remain in here indefinitely.

[Video]

[bullysandwicher]

So you are the Devil everyone's talking about? [ Noi sighs ] This whole "different worlds" thing is so weird.

Anyway; they locked you up, but let you chat with us?

[Video]

[dissemble]

Don't worry. Bill's here to keep an ear out in case you say anything incriminating to me.