Kitty Jones (
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video; the road not taken
[ Sitting before the screen is Kitty Jones...or, well. A girl who looks like Kitty. A girl who sort of looks like Kitty. Because whereas Kitty Jones tends to be cute, this girl is flawlessly, sleekly elegant - fiercely beautiful in a way that only very expensive haircuts and very expensive cosmetics can accomplish. Her bearing is different - unsmiling, haughty, eyeing the camera with contempt - and her accent, too, is altered - posh, educated, a little drawling. She speaks in a low and authoritative voice, beginning straightaway with no hesitation. ]
Since quite a few people are having a bit of trouble with this, I'd like to first introduce myself, so that no one calls me anything silly. My name is Medea LeFay. I'm a Junior Undersecretary with the Ministry for Internal Affairs. Some of you may think I have some other name, but I have reason to believe that the creature that resembles me was actually a demon taking my face in an attempt to slander and discredit me.
[ She...actually has reason to believe that the creature was in fact some other version of her, but, well...best to try to spread a bit of misinformation, to reduce the possibility that anyone will try to use the name Kitty Jones to cast harmful magic on her. ]
Second - [ She tosses her head, flipping her perfect glossy hair over her shoulder. ] I have been made to understand through my research and investigations that events such as those which have befallen us, with memory-alterations or dimensional displacement, are often followed by an attack by some foreign power or dissident group. My home is adequately warded, and as a magician of the first order I am thoroughly prepared and able to defend it. If an attack comes, any who find themselves in need of sanctuary may find refuge with me.
[ And doesn't that seem like an attractive offer? Because this girl seems like someone who would be so fun to spend time with. So fun. ]
And third...I have heard speculation that these changes have been brought about by magical means. As I stated, I am a magician myself, and have no knowledge of any spells that can cause confusion of this sort. What evidence do we have that magic is at its root? Any who have knowledge of this, speak; I charge you.
[ Then a beat. ]
And fourth...My home seems to be infested with these - small creatures. Crab-like, but with colorful shells. They seem to be pets. What are they, and how does one care for them?
[ what a nice-seeming young lady this is. ]
Since quite a few people are having a bit of trouble with this, I'd like to first introduce myself, so that no one calls me anything silly. My name is Medea LeFay. I'm a Junior Undersecretary with the Ministry for Internal Affairs. Some of you may think I have some other name, but I have reason to believe that the creature that resembles me was actually a demon taking my face in an attempt to slander and discredit me.
[ She...actually has reason to believe that the creature was in fact some other version of her, but, well...best to try to spread a bit of misinformation, to reduce the possibility that anyone will try to use the name Kitty Jones to cast harmful magic on her. ]
Second - [ She tosses her head, flipping her perfect glossy hair over her shoulder. ] I have been made to understand through my research and investigations that events such as those which have befallen us, with memory-alterations or dimensional displacement, are often followed by an attack by some foreign power or dissident group. My home is adequately warded, and as a magician of the first order I am thoroughly prepared and able to defend it. If an attack comes, any who find themselves in need of sanctuary may find refuge with me.
[ And doesn't that seem like an attractive offer? Because this girl seems like someone who would be so fun to spend time with. So fun. ]
And third...I have heard speculation that these changes have been brought about by magical means. As I stated, I am a magician myself, and have no knowledge of any spells that can cause confusion of this sort. What evidence do we have that magic is at its root? Any who have knowledge of this, speak; I charge you.
[ Then a beat. ]
And fourth...My home seems to be infested with these - small creatures. Crab-like, but with colorful shells. They seem to be pets. What are they, and how does one care for them?
[ what a nice-seeming young lady this is. ]
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Right. And what, pray tell, is a temporal-whatsit-detector?
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Cue Junpei's eyebrows at full 'perked' position.]
Kitty?
[It comes out before he can stop it--sorry, boy's just surprised.]
I-I mean...Ms. LeFay. Did I say that right?
Dude...what happened? Why are you suddenly so--[Rich?]--aarrrticulate?
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I have always been articulate. The issue is that you have confused me for some small-minded, unintelligent, thuggish creature who had the audacity to steal my face.
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[This is the most surreal thing he's had to experience this month. And he brought home a 12 foot python just the other week.]
First off, don't talk that way about y-...her. She's hella smart. And I'm talking about her in the third perrrssooonn~
[Wait. Back on topic.]
Second off, who are you trying to impress? You think people actually LIKE that attitude?
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[ He likes the word. He long wish that he can somehow change how the gems shine in his grotto, or actually fly. ]
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It's the ability to harness mystical energies to bring about physical changes in the world about you. You've never heard of it? It seems that even worlds without it have folklore about it.
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Kitty, right?
[Trolling or genuine? No one will ever know.]
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Medea. Medea LeFay. Who are you?
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Jeff. Jeff Winger. I'm sure we've met.
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I stopped hoping a while ago that there would be anyone familiar with me. It's clear that there's nearly no one from my world here, and even he doesn't know me. So I am not offended.
You are...?
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This world is not kind to memory, it seems.
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I can't believe I'm the one saying this, but there's really no point in everyone continuing to work themselves up. There's no attack coming. He's already promised to fix this, it shouldn't be too long before this whole strange event is behind us.
[except Billy hasn't exactly... made that public yet, has he? Any of that. So Rincewind also adds:]
Anyway, Kitty's no creature.
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She is. She's a stupid, arrogant, uneducated commoner. Even if she's human she's still a creature. What's all that about he promised to fix it?
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So he stops himself in time, and just sighs. He'd actually missed her.]
I am very, very vulnerable to magic. Some people have suggested it's like an allergy. And yet I haven't been affected.
I'd say that's a hint it may not be magic related?
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Is that so? And where does this allergy of yours come from?
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Not a demon. Another version of you, actually, and a lot of people love her. But I get that it's probably weird to come here with a lot of people knowing a different version of you.
[He smiles! He always does, for newcomers.]
Could you take a picture of your pets for me? I'm not sure what they are, but if I see them, maybe I could give you a few tips on taking care of them.
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First, if she is not a demon - which is perhaps a possibility, but still - she is a wretched, horrible creature. A violent thug. And second -
[ She flips her hair. ]
How does one...take a picture?
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