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[aggressiveapathy]

hello network
i'm looking for someone with magical matchmaking powers
it happens every year
someone makes other people fall in love/hate/bromance
so
get in touch with me
we'll make it better this time around
don't leave these things to fate
she's a jerk
valentines is cliche
sorry not sorry CM

hit me up

Comments

[exceptfebruary]

The Midwest. I suspect the Canadians are too busy with Thanksgiving at that time of year to bother with romance.

[aggressiveapathy]

Mm. We're all untrustworthy. Should give it to a boyscout or something.

[aggressiveapathy]

you're got the right stuff to make this all work

[brushoff]

Or how about you give it back to me. There we go, easiest solution.

[aggressiveapathy]

fine
that might work
i guess
romance followed by halloween revenge murders

[aggressiveapathy]

Can't you just throw wine in Will's face like an adult?

[exceptfebruary]

Who said anything about murder?

[brushoff]

I've already tried and failed to convince him to hand it over. That's why I'm talking to you.

[huntergames]

that is a little harsh no?

[douchebag]

That's my life without the dating. I really don't see how that would improve it.

[raw]

I've seen weird shit. Just find it hard to believe there's regular scheduled romantic brainwashing and the best thing you can think to do about it is organize it yourself.

[textualhealing]

I'm not playing the game!

[aggressiveapathy]

it's october

[aggressiveapathy]

Try meaning...?

[aggressiveapathy]

no

[aggressiveapathy]

with sex

[aggressiveapathy]

oh no
i'm just gonna give notes
the work is someone else's problem
you like organizing stupidity?

[aggressiveapathy]

that's why you lost the game

[douchebag]

Sex I could do. It's the whole rest of the obligations that come with dating that I'd like to avoid. But "hey let's just meet up for sex" never really seems to go over very well.

[brushoff]

I asked him very nicely?

[ He whined. a lot. ]

[textualhealing]

Your face lost the game.

[aggressiveapathy]

it can if you're good at it

[aggressiveapathy]

your mom lost the game

[douchebag]

Never got any complaints. Must just be hitting up the wrong people.

[aggressiveapathy]

We like cake. And wine. And interpretive dances.