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ѕarιѕѕa "noт тoday, ѕaтan" тнeron ([personal profile] magnitudes) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-10-29 12:30 am

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( ooc: this is a pretty ridiculous post, but just chucking this behind a cut in case! Sarissa's kind of flippant and terrible sometimes, so I'm also gently linking an opt out post if there's any topics you'd sooner not come up, or would just prefer to opt out of cr with her generally :]b

content warning: discussion of cults, reference to serial killers, and potentially murder/group suicide/any else terrible that could tie into cults that could come up in the comments. I'll update as necessary. )



username: dropbears.


basically I've been told that unless I manage to successfully build a cult I'm inferior to alarming murderers

as such I'm doing some research into what would most appeal to my impending adoring followers
know a lot of you adore me anyway, but you know, gotta get those still on the fence to lean over this way some more

so

1. What would make you most likely to join a cult?
a — immortality
b — discounts
c — motivational speeches
d — free food
e — sugar gliders
f — other


2. What do you think is most important for an inspiring cult leader to have:
a — statues
b — a catch phrase
c — someone following them and djing a soundtrack to their life wherever they go
d — terrifying giant hair
e — sugar gliders
f — other


3. How do you feel about obeying my every instruction?
a — seriously though
b — don't do it
c — bad decision
d — really you'd regret it
e — sugar gliders
f — other


4. Isn't "The Cult" a 90s movie with witches?
a — no, that's the The Craft, go home
b — stop talking about the 1990s
c — stop talking about pop culture references that aren't from my world
d — my life is hard because I don't enjoy fun things
e — the sisterhood doesn't approve of this false coven
f — other


5. Sugar gliders?
a — all hail our marsupial overlords
b — amazing
c — amazing
d — amazing
e — my opinion is meaningless
f — other
112ounces: (Default)

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[personal profile] 112ounces 2016-10-30 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
they are cute animals i can see the appeal.

no one went for statues? but isn't a cult all about worshipping some random guy as a god? don't people build statues for gods? i thought it was obvious
helladoomed: (Deep motherfuckin' thoughts.)

[personal profile] helladoomed 2016-10-30 10:49 am (UTC)(link)
that movie is like fifteen years older than me
gearshifting: ([Richie] 504)

[personal profile] gearshifting 2016-10-30 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Scale of weird is generous around here and good food will almost always win me over.

1C should have been in 2. You know that cult leaders need to be able to get their base pumped up. 4F since I thought that was the name of a rock band in England and none of the others made sense.
112ounces: (The stars are bound to change)

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[personal profile] 112ounces 2016-10-30 01:18 pm (UTC)(link)
sugar glider not enough?
whopperking: <user name=devilisim> (Q&A)

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[personal profile] whopperking 2016-10-30 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I couldn't say no to that, this is exactly the kind of administration I live for
If you DO like the segways, why stop at one?
A whole gang of people on segways coming at someone would be even more inspiring
rathercommon: (looking down nose)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-10-30 02:48 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a bloody stupid place to draw the line.
schwanengesang: (sick of all this noise)

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[personal profile] schwanengesang 2016-10-30 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[ How does she even respond to this...? Why did she put herself in this situation?

Nope. No response from Rachel. She's too busy facepalming.

How is Sarissa real? ]
dirtyredneck: (Happy (13))

[personal profile] dirtyredneck 2016-10-30 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Hell no. I ain't been that desperate here. Save it for when you got nothing better. More likely to keep it down.
coppelganger: (shrinking violet)

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[personal profile] coppelganger 2016-10-30 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
no, i didn't know that
but i should have known you would use this opportunity to make a pun
instars: (Saya - unsure)

[personal profile] instars 2016-10-30 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't doubt that.
oddbod: (trouble is a friend but trouble is a foe)

[personal profile] oddbod 2016-10-31 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
yeah but effective at what
tridentity: (☆ this wall is fascinating)

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[personal profile] tridentity 2016-10-31 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
you have to memorize it in year 10??
i never heard about this!!

unless this is another "don't take me seriously" thing
fayzedandconfused: (west coast friendship)

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[personal profile] fayzedandconfused 2016-10-31 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
bats taste gross
fayzedandconfused: (bling (confession of a king))

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[personal profile] fayzedandconfused 2016-10-31 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
yuck
dont even joke
oddbod: (and as the world comes to an end)

[personal profile] oddbod 2016-10-31 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
nice cover
i'm completely convinced of your mental stability now

but no seriously
i may not have been an alcoholic like your sister thought
but i've had my fair share of self-destructive habits

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