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maskormenace2016-10-29 12:30 am
magnitudes) wrote in maskormenace2016-10-29 12:30 am
Entry tags:
- † darlene | n/a,
- † daryl dixon | the angel,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † elliot alderson | mr robot,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † james jesse | the trickster,
- † lexa | n/a,
- † mafuyu kurosaki | usa-chan man,
- † newton geiszler | n/a,
- † richie foley | gear,
- † sarah manning | n/a,
- † sarissa theron | n/a
004.
( ooc: this is a pretty ridiculous post, but just chucking this behind a cut in case! Sarissa's kind of flippant and terrible sometimes, so I'm also gently linking an opt out post if there's any topics you'd sooner not come up, or would just prefer to opt out of cr with her generally :]b
content warning: discussion of cults, reference to serial killers, and potentially murder/group suicide/any else terrible that could tie into cults that could come up in the comments. I'll update as necessary. )
basically I've been told that unless I manage to successfully build a cult I'm inferior to alarming murderers
as such I'm doing some research into what would most appeal to my impending adoring followers
know a lot of you adore me anyway, but you know, gotta get those still on the fence to lean over this way some more
so
1. What would make you most likely to join a cult?
2. What do you think is most important for an inspiring cult leader to have:
3. How do you feel about obeying my every instruction?
4. Isn't "The Cult" a 90s movie with witches?
5. Sugar gliders?
content warning: discussion of cults, reference to serial killers, and potentially murder/group suicide/any else terrible that could tie into cults that could come up in the comments. I'll update as necessary. )
username: dropbears.
basically I've been told that unless I manage to successfully build a cult I'm inferior to alarming murderers
as such I'm doing some research into what would most appeal to my impending adoring followers
know a lot of you adore me anyway, but you know, gotta get those still on the fence to lean over this way some more
so
1. What would make you most likely to join a cult?
a — immortality
b — discounts
c — motivational speeches
d — free food
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — discounts
c — motivational speeches
d — free food
e — sugar gliders
f — other
2. What do you think is most important for an inspiring cult leader to have:
a — statues
b — a catch phrase
c — someone following them and djing a soundtrack to their life wherever they go
d — terrifying giant hair
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — a catch phrase
c — someone following them and djing a soundtrack to their life wherever they go
d — terrifying giant hair
e — sugar gliders
f — other
3. How do you feel about obeying my every instruction?
a — seriously though
b — don't do it
c — bad decision
d — really you'd regret it
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — don't do it
c — bad decision
d — really you'd regret it
e — sugar gliders
f — other
4. Isn't "The Cult" a 90s movie with witches?
a — no, that's the The Craft, go home
b — stop talking about the 1990s
c — stop talking about pop culture references that aren't from my world
d — my life is hard because I don't enjoy fun things
e — the sisterhood doesn't approve of this false coven
f — other
b — stop talking about the 1990s
c — stop talking about pop culture references that aren't from my world
d — my life is hard because I don't enjoy fun things
e — the sisterhood doesn't approve of this false coven
f — other
5. Sugar gliders?
a — all hail our marsupial overlords
b — amazing
c — amazing
d — amazing
e — my opinion is meaningless
f — other
b — amazing
c — amazing
d — amazing
e — my opinion is meaningless
f — other
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I am so happy to see this post.
[ hello there Sarissa, you are currently rising up the ranks of 'terrible people that Dorian can actually be friends with and doesn't want to fuck them over b/c they're SO ENDEARING.' ]
1: D, 2: C&E, 3: F, 4: B, 5: B-D
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I must say, it's nice to know someone forming a cult has no intention of being a mass murderer.
I can't speak to most of this, I'm too far removed from your time, I believe. But you must know it's nice to see some levity.
[ Even if she's not joking. ]
You have a deep connection to sugar gliders.
permatext!
i'm so sorry i'm a failure of a tagger lkfsdgf <3
no way!!! you're glorious ilu
TEN DAYS LATE WITH STARBUCKS
I s2g I am trudging through RP so slow that the tags are going into the negatives rn :')
text; your bff anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSsiS-v6_6M plays this as they run to each other in slow motion
beautiful what a love theme
imagine swaying daisies etc
cherry blossoms
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2. Other
3. Bad decision
4. No, that's The Craft, go home
5. Other
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2. Catch phrase, though the dj might help too, especially if you have a theme
3. All of the above
4. A. and The Cult are a British rock band.
5. I'd prefer lizards, but marsupial overlords works too.
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2: C
3: F. Why the sugar glider thing?
4. F why are you so weird
5. SERIOUSLY WHAT'S WITH THE SUGAR GLIDERS
I don't think I'm joining your cult
Unless you satisfy on the free food thing
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f. b. e. a. d.
[f bead = friend bead or something, she just made it up now!]
by the way, what is a sugar glider
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text - super cereal!!
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2. F
3. F
4. A
5. F
The most successful cults typically target the insecurities of the vulnerable. Happy to help.
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2. F
3. F
4. F
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THE DEFAULT ICON
I CHANGED IT
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[ As if the spice girls debate wasn't enough. ]
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text; what a ridiculous mess lmao
text; m e s s
just going to sneakily retcon it so Sarissa's 2nd reply onwards is private for secret clone talk :]b
yep totally private
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F (D if it's really good food), F, C, F, A
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1) A if it wasn't handled in a super creepy blood god way (but I think it always is); otherwise E
2) C; as a note, I have had bad experiences with terrifying giant hair, 0/10 would not do again
3) E
4) F, sugar gliders
5) all of the above
Are the sugar gliders hypothetical? I hope not. I'm lonely and impressionable.
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