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maskormenace2016-10-29 12:30 am
magnitudes) wrote in maskormenace2016-10-29 12:30 am
Entry tags:
- † darlene | n/a,
- † daryl dixon | the angel,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † elliot alderson | mr robot,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † james jesse | the trickster,
- † lexa | n/a,
- † mafuyu kurosaki | usa-chan man,
- † newton geiszler | n/a,
- † richie foley | gear,
- † sarah manning | n/a,
- † sarissa theron | n/a
004.
( ooc: this is a pretty ridiculous post, but just chucking this behind a cut in case! Sarissa's kind of flippant and terrible sometimes, so I'm also gently linking an opt out post if there's any topics you'd sooner not come up, or would just prefer to opt out of cr with her generally :]b
content warning: discussion of cults, reference to serial killers, and potentially murder/group suicide/any else terrible that could tie into cults that could come up in the comments. I'll update as necessary. )
basically I've been told that unless I manage to successfully build a cult I'm inferior to alarming murderers
as such I'm doing some research into what would most appeal to my impending adoring followers
know a lot of you adore me anyway, but you know, gotta get those still on the fence to lean over this way some more
so
1. What would make you most likely to join a cult?
2. What do you think is most important for an inspiring cult leader to have:
3. How do you feel about obeying my every instruction?
4. Isn't "The Cult" a 90s movie with witches?
5. Sugar gliders?
content warning: discussion of cults, reference to serial killers, and potentially murder/group suicide/any else terrible that could tie into cults that could come up in the comments. I'll update as necessary. )
username: dropbears.
basically I've been told that unless I manage to successfully build a cult I'm inferior to alarming murderers
as such I'm doing some research into what would most appeal to my impending adoring followers
know a lot of you adore me anyway, but you know, gotta get those still on the fence to lean over this way some more
so
1. What would make you most likely to join a cult?
a — immortality
b — discounts
c — motivational speeches
d — free food
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — discounts
c — motivational speeches
d — free food
e — sugar gliders
f — other
2. What do you think is most important for an inspiring cult leader to have:
a — statues
b — a catch phrase
c — someone following them and djing a soundtrack to their life wherever they go
d — terrifying giant hair
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — a catch phrase
c — someone following them and djing a soundtrack to their life wherever they go
d — terrifying giant hair
e — sugar gliders
f — other
3. How do you feel about obeying my every instruction?
a — seriously though
b — don't do it
c — bad decision
d — really you'd regret it
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — don't do it
c — bad decision
d — really you'd regret it
e — sugar gliders
f — other
4. Isn't "The Cult" a 90s movie with witches?
a — no, that's the The Craft, go home
b — stop talking about the 1990s
c — stop talking about pop culture references that aren't from my world
d — my life is hard because I don't enjoy fun things
e — the sisterhood doesn't approve of this false coven
f — other
b — stop talking about the 1990s
c — stop talking about pop culture references that aren't from my world
d — my life is hard because I don't enjoy fun things
e — the sisterhood doesn't approve of this false coven
f — other
5. Sugar gliders?
a — all hail our marsupial overlords
b — amazing
c — amazing
d — amazing
e — my opinion is meaningless
f — other
b — amazing
c — amazing
d — amazing
e — my opinion is meaningless
f — other
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deliberate sabotage
honestly
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Find a sugar glider enthusiast group
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but soon people will be going "look at that Jaime, he gets free food without being in the cult"
and then suddenly there's a power struggle
people begin questioning their Legendary Leader
and suddenly Bobby and Bill and Susie and May are all going
"crikey, he might be onto something"
and then there'll be a whole fleet of heartbroken sugar gliders
who can't understand why their parents are all fighting
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pyrotechnics and sweet guns and weird brain shit all the way
no sugar gliders
:'(
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do you even OWN any sugar gliders?
[JAIME SHOULDN'T YOU ASK ABOUT THE WEIRD BRAIN SHIT]
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I would call myself a sugar glider mum, because that's how words work
and I'm not one yet, obviously, I was talking about when I get my cult going
( NAH NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THAT LBR )
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[SARISSA, PLS.]
You get any takers yet?
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it's a hard life, being so flawless
i persevere
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You might get them to join out of curiosity