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ѕarιѕѕa "noт тoday, ѕaтan" тнeron ([personal profile] magnitudes) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2016-10-29 12:30 am

004.

( ooc: this is a pretty ridiculous post, but just chucking this behind a cut in case! Sarissa's kind of flippant and terrible sometimes, so I'm also gently linking an opt out post if there's any topics you'd sooner not come up, or would just prefer to opt out of cr with her generally :]b

content warning: discussion of cults, reference to serial killers, and potentially murder/group suicide/any else terrible that could tie into cults that could come up in the comments. I'll update as necessary. )



username: dropbears.


basically I've been told that unless I manage to successfully build a cult I'm inferior to alarming murderers

as such I'm doing some research into what would most appeal to my impending adoring followers
know a lot of you adore me anyway, but you know, gotta get those still on the fence to lean over this way some more

so

1. What would make you most likely to join a cult?
a — immortality
b — discounts
c — motivational speeches
d — free food
e — sugar gliders
f — other


2. What do you think is most important for an inspiring cult leader to have:
a — statues
b — a catch phrase
c — someone following them and djing a soundtrack to their life wherever they go
d — terrifying giant hair
e — sugar gliders
f — other


3. How do you feel about obeying my every instruction?
a — seriously though
b — don't do it
c — bad decision
d — really you'd regret it
e — sugar gliders
f — other


4. Isn't "The Cult" a 90s movie with witches?
a — no, that's the The Craft, go home
b — stop talking about the 1990s
c — stop talking about pop culture references that aren't from my world
d — my life is hard because I don't enjoy fun things
e — the sisterhood doesn't approve of this false coven
f — other


5. Sugar gliders?
a — all hail our marsupial overlords
b — amazing
c — amazing
d — amazing
e — my opinion is meaningless
f — other
brushoff: (actually having fun with something??)

text;

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-10-28 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
omfg

I am so happy to see this post.


[ hello there Sarissa, you are currently rising up the ranks of 'terrible people that Dorian can actually be friends with and doesn't want to fuck them over b/c they're SO ENDEARING.' ]

1: D, 2: C&E, 3: F, 4: B, 5: B-D
rathercommon: (animal: sugar glider)

video

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-10-28 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, look what it is, making sugar-glider-y noises at the camera. How cute. ]
brushoff: (let's talk about BOOKS.)

text;

[personal profile] brushoff 2016-10-28 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
If I swap it to "D" instead, do I get a better consolation prize?
rathercommon: (animal: sugar glider)

permavideo

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-10-28 02:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[ If one were to anthropomorphize this creature, one might look at the gesture it's making - a little twitch of its tail and wave of its claw - and interpret that as, Oh, no, no need, you needn't do anything of the sort. ]
rathercommon: (animal: sugar glider)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-10-28 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Naw. Naw, girl, naw. The sugar glider definitely shakes her head now. ]
rathercommon: (animal: sugar glider)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-10-28 02:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Her eyes narrow in displeasure. ]
beautifullies: (⌘ 45)

text

[personal profile] beautifullies 2016-10-28 02:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Claire honestly has no idea what half of this means, but it's one of the most interesting things she's ever seen come up. She doesn't know if it's serious at all either. ]

I must say, it's nice to know someone forming a cult has no intention of being a mass murderer.

I can't speak to most of this, I'm too far removed from your time, I believe. But you must know it's nice to see some levity.


[ Even if she's not joking. ]

You have a deep connection to sugar gliders.
rathercommon: (animal: sugar glider)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-10-28 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[ A twitch of her tail - and then she disappears from the camera. She comes back about two minutes later, dragging a shortbread cookie with her. And she takes a big, defiant bite of it. ]
rathercommon: (animal: sugar glider)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-10-28 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[ MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH. She is a free marsupial, damn it. ]
rathercommon: (animal: sugar glider)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-10-28 03:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[ The sugar glider flicks her tail in annoyance. As if she'd need anyone to give her the cookie. She is too good a thief. ]
rathercommon: (you need to be punched)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-10-28 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Oh dear lord
After like the fourth buzz, the video turns off and Sarissa gets a text ]


Please stop.
rathercommon: (skeptical)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-10-28 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
But what
rathercommon: (ummm whatever though)

[personal profile] rathercommon 2016-10-28 03:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. Well. You ought to take that up with her, not me. I don't decide what she can or can't do. That'd be oppressive.

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