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maskormenace2016-10-29 12:30 am
magnitudes) wrote in maskormenace2016-10-29 12:30 am
Entry tags:
- † darlene | n/a,
- † daryl dixon | the angel,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † elliot alderson | mr robot,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † james jesse | the trickster,
- † lexa | n/a,
- † mafuyu kurosaki | usa-chan man,
- † newton geiszler | n/a,
- † richie foley | gear,
- † sarah manning | n/a,
- † sarissa theron | n/a
004.
( ooc: this is a pretty ridiculous post, but just chucking this behind a cut in case! Sarissa's kind of flippant and terrible sometimes, so I'm also gently linking an opt out post if there's any topics you'd sooner not come up, or would just prefer to opt out of cr with her generally :]b
content warning: discussion of cults, reference to serial killers, and potentially murder/group suicide/any else terrible that could tie into cults that could come up in the comments. I'll update as necessary. )
basically I've been told that unless I manage to successfully build a cult I'm inferior to alarming murderers
as such I'm doing some research into what would most appeal to my impending adoring followers
know a lot of you adore me anyway, but you know, gotta get those still on the fence to lean over this way some more
so
1. What would make you most likely to join a cult?
2. What do you think is most important for an inspiring cult leader to have:
3. How do you feel about obeying my every instruction?
4. Isn't "The Cult" a 90s movie with witches?
5. Sugar gliders?
content warning: discussion of cults, reference to serial killers, and potentially murder/group suicide/any else terrible that could tie into cults that could come up in the comments. I'll update as necessary. )
username: dropbears.
basically I've been told that unless I manage to successfully build a cult I'm inferior to alarming murderers
as such I'm doing some research into what would most appeal to my impending adoring followers
know a lot of you adore me anyway, but you know, gotta get those still on the fence to lean over this way some more
so
1. What would make you most likely to join a cult?
a — immortality
b — discounts
c — motivational speeches
d — free food
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — discounts
c — motivational speeches
d — free food
e — sugar gliders
f — other
2. What do you think is most important for an inspiring cult leader to have:
a — statues
b — a catch phrase
c — someone following them and djing a soundtrack to their life wherever they go
d — terrifying giant hair
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — a catch phrase
c — someone following them and djing a soundtrack to their life wherever they go
d — terrifying giant hair
e — sugar gliders
f — other
3. How do you feel about obeying my every instruction?
a — seriously though
b — don't do it
c — bad decision
d — really you'd regret it
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — don't do it
c — bad decision
d — really you'd regret it
e — sugar gliders
f — other
4. Isn't "The Cult" a 90s movie with witches?
a — no, that's the The Craft, go home
b — stop talking about the 1990s
c — stop talking about pop culture references that aren't from my world
d — my life is hard because I don't enjoy fun things
e — the sisterhood doesn't approve of this false coven
f — other
b — stop talking about the 1990s
c — stop talking about pop culture references that aren't from my world
d — my life is hard because I don't enjoy fun things
e — the sisterhood doesn't approve of this false coven
f — other
5. Sugar gliders?
a — all hail our marsupial overlords
b — amazing
c — amazing
d — amazing
e — my opinion is meaningless
f — other
b — amazing
c — amazing
d — amazing
e — my opinion is meaningless
f — other
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I mean I guess as a surveyor I should ask what kind would be most appealing
cause right now all I can think is doughnuts so it'd probably wind up being a doughnut discount
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Unless maybe doughnuts're excluded from the free category
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I mean I could be a dick and come up with a reason doughnuts aren't free
but I decided I was going to be a benevolent leader, so I'll be merciful
discounted trips to theme parks? discounted car servicing? discounted aquarium visits?
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Let's go with B for the first one then. And C for the second. I can respect someone with a constant dj
The rest I'll still have to consider carefully
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I'll take them into account
I need to organise someone with a scooter and a boombox to follow me around
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Extra imposing
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imagine
you've got vision, you know, I could use someone to help me with administration
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If you DO like the segways, why stop at one?
A whole gang of people on segways coming at someone would be even more inspiring
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they could be a fleet in bloody v formation
what's your name, anyway?
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We could do great things together
And you can call me Yukyun
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I'm Sarissa
Although some people call me Legendary Leader
No, they don't, ever
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Not trying to get the name to catch on, are you?
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although honestly this cult thing is starting to sound like a lot of work
terrible
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But isn't that what recruitment's for? To get other people to do the work instead