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maskormenace2016-10-29 12:30 am
magnitudes) wrote in maskormenace2016-10-29 12:30 am
Entry tags:
- † darlene | n/a,
- † daryl dixon | the angel,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † elliot alderson | mr robot,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † james jesse | the trickster,
- † lexa | n/a,
- † mafuyu kurosaki | usa-chan man,
- † newton geiszler | n/a,
- † richie foley | gear,
- † sarah manning | n/a,
- † sarissa theron | n/a
004.
( ooc: this is a pretty ridiculous post, but just chucking this behind a cut in case! Sarissa's kind of flippant and terrible sometimes, so I'm also gently linking an opt out post if there's any topics you'd sooner not come up, or would just prefer to opt out of cr with her generally :]b
content warning: discussion of cults, reference to serial killers, and potentially murder/group suicide/any else terrible that could tie into cults that could come up in the comments. I'll update as necessary. )
basically I've been told that unless I manage to successfully build a cult I'm inferior to alarming murderers
as such I'm doing some research into what would most appeal to my impending adoring followers
know a lot of you adore me anyway, but you know, gotta get those still on the fence to lean over this way some more
so
1. What would make you most likely to join a cult?
2. What do you think is most important for an inspiring cult leader to have:
3. How do you feel about obeying my every instruction?
4. Isn't "The Cult" a 90s movie with witches?
5. Sugar gliders?
content warning: discussion of cults, reference to serial killers, and potentially murder/group suicide/any else terrible that could tie into cults that could come up in the comments. I'll update as necessary. )
username: dropbears.
basically I've been told that unless I manage to successfully build a cult I'm inferior to alarming murderers
as such I'm doing some research into what would most appeal to my impending adoring followers
know a lot of you adore me anyway, but you know, gotta get those still on the fence to lean over this way some more
so
1. What would make you most likely to join a cult?
a — immortality
b — discounts
c — motivational speeches
d — free food
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — discounts
c — motivational speeches
d — free food
e — sugar gliders
f — other
2. What do you think is most important for an inspiring cult leader to have:
a — statues
b — a catch phrase
c — someone following them and djing a soundtrack to their life wherever they go
d — terrifying giant hair
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — a catch phrase
c — someone following them and djing a soundtrack to their life wherever they go
d — terrifying giant hair
e — sugar gliders
f — other
3. How do you feel about obeying my every instruction?
a — seriously though
b — don't do it
c — bad decision
d — really you'd regret it
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — don't do it
c — bad decision
d — really you'd regret it
e — sugar gliders
f — other
4. Isn't "The Cult" a 90s movie with witches?
a — no, that's the The Craft, go home
b — stop talking about the 1990s
c — stop talking about pop culture references that aren't from my world
d — my life is hard because I don't enjoy fun things
e — the sisterhood doesn't approve of this false coven
f — other
b — stop talking about the 1990s
c — stop talking about pop culture references that aren't from my world
d — my life is hard because I don't enjoy fun things
e — the sisterhood doesn't approve of this false coven
f — other
5. Sugar gliders?
a — all hail our marsupial overlords
b — amazing
c — amazing
d — amazing
e — my opinion is meaningless
f — other
b — amazing
c — amazing
d — amazing
e — my opinion is meaningless
f — other
no subject
i'm on my way to go base jumping in a hurricane
no subject
I'll remember that for when I'm back from rafting down a lava flow
1/2
don't forget sunscreen
2/2 [private]
but how are you doing?
permaprivate.
do you want the honest-honest answer or the socially acceptable honest answer?
ditto
nothing about our relationship is socially acceptable
1/2 nope sorry i did it first you're not allowed
2/2
That's not right, actually. It's more like I'm feeling everything.
I'm feeling so much that it's like being churned in the sea, you know? I come up for air when my lungs are bursting and the current lets me get my head above water, but I get sucked back under. Like there's a rip pulling me out to sea and even though I know better, I'm swimming against the current instead of out of it.
But I got a bunch of people confused about cults or arguing about sugar gliders or thinking I'm a dick, so it's fine. People thinking you're weird and shallow is a lot easier than people thinking you're going to pieces any second.
no subject
the difference between us is that i let that current sweep me right out to sea
and you're going to beat this
no one on this beach is gonna let you drown
if you need to go to pieces, then go to bloody pieces
let yourself be sad and angry and hurt and devastated
and then let yourself be better when it happens
no subject
I went to pieces
and everyone wanted me to get my shit back together
or I guess the fairer way of putting it
is that me going to pieces was hurting them and scaring people
no subject
but it isn't fair for anyone to expect you to hide it
if what you're feeling scares someone, then it's their own damn fault
that's not on you
no subject
I said I don't wanna hurt the girls and I meant it
let's just leave it at that, okay? I appreciate what you're trying to do but I don't need any help
no subject
but you know where i am if you change your mind about that
no subject
no subject
take care of yourself, sarissa
1/2
2/2
I'll do my best