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maskormenace2016-10-29 12:30 am
magnitudes) wrote in maskormenace2016-10-29 12:30 am
Entry tags:
- † darlene | n/a,
- † daryl dixon | the angel,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † elliot alderson | mr robot,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † james jesse | the trickster,
- † lexa | n/a,
- † mafuyu kurosaki | usa-chan man,
- † newton geiszler | n/a,
- † richie foley | gear,
- † sarah manning | n/a,
- † sarissa theron | n/a
004.
( ooc: this is a pretty ridiculous post, but just chucking this behind a cut in case! Sarissa's kind of flippant and terrible sometimes, so I'm also gently linking an opt out post if there's any topics you'd sooner not come up, or would just prefer to opt out of cr with her generally :]b
content warning: discussion of cults, reference to serial killers, and potentially murder/group suicide/any else terrible that could tie into cults that could come up in the comments. I'll update as necessary. )
basically I've been told that unless I manage to successfully build a cult I'm inferior to alarming murderers
as such I'm doing some research into what would most appeal to my impending adoring followers
know a lot of you adore me anyway, but you know, gotta get those still on the fence to lean over this way some more
so
1. What would make you most likely to join a cult?
2. What do you think is most important for an inspiring cult leader to have:
3. How do you feel about obeying my every instruction?
4. Isn't "The Cult" a 90s movie with witches?
5. Sugar gliders?
content warning: discussion of cults, reference to serial killers, and potentially murder/group suicide/any else terrible that could tie into cults that could come up in the comments. I'll update as necessary. )
username: dropbears.
basically I've been told that unless I manage to successfully build a cult I'm inferior to alarming murderers
as such I'm doing some research into what would most appeal to my impending adoring followers
know a lot of you adore me anyway, but you know, gotta get those still on the fence to lean over this way some more
so
1. What would make you most likely to join a cult?
a — immortality
b — discounts
c — motivational speeches
d — free food
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — discounts
c — motivational speeches
d — free food
e — sugar gliders
f — other
2. What do you think is most important for an inspiring cult leader to have:
a — statues
b — a catch phrase
c — someone following them and djing a soundtrack to their life wherever they go
d — terrifying giant hair
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — a catch phrase
c — someone following them and djing a soundtrack to their life wherever they go
d — terrifying giant hair
e — sugar gliders
f — other
3. How do you feel about obeying my every instruction?
a — seriously though
b — don't do it
c — bad decision
d — really you'd regret it
e — sugar gliders
f — other
b — don't do it
c — bad decision
d — really you'd regret it
e — sugar gliders
f — other
4. Isn't "The Cult" a 90s movie with witches?
a — no, that's the The Craft, go home
b — stop talking about the 1990s
c — stop talking about pop culture references that aren't from my world
d — my life is hard because I don't enjoy fun things
e — the sisterhood doesn't approve of this false coven
f — other
b — stop talking about the 1990s
c — stop talking about pop culture references that aren't from my world
d — my life is hard because I don't enjoy fun things
e — the sisterhood doesn't approve of this false coven
f — other
5. Sugar gliders?
a — all hail our marsupial overlords
b — amazing
c — amazing
d — amazing
e — my opinion is meaningless
f — other
b — amazing
c — amazing
d — amazing
e — my opinion is meaningless
f — other
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philosophical debate
a recipe for good minestrone where the pasta doesn't go all mushy
maybe some elaboration on what "other" means
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I can't cook.
"The answers provided suck."
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Then I'd normally provide a witty reply, and you'd counter, and it'd be banter. Great, yeah?
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ˈwɪti/
adjective
showing or characterised by quick and inventive verbal humour.
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maybe
72% a laugh
21% obnoxious
7% masking my tragic inner turmoil
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seems reasonable
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because that'd be correct
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would you like a flier
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