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[dirtyredneck]

[Daryl does not like video, but he's agitated and didn't feel writing this out would come across with the proper amount of outrage.]

Whoever sent this shit ain't funny.

[He can't really post a screen shot of what he's talking about, so instead he just reads a few of these off.]

"-Take more showers. Work on personal hygiene. Visit a barber at least once a month."

I take showers every fucking day. And my hair ain't no one's business but my own!

"-Get better taste in movies. If you must like Disney films for children, consider Nightmare Before Christmas instead of Pete’s Dragon."

FUCK YOU! Pete's Dragon's a great movie!

[There are actually worse things on the list of 'Resolutions' he'd been given. Two in particular that are more the source of his anger than then one's he going off about, but putting it out there would be showing too much vulnerability when he already didn't have a proper outlet for taking his anger out on whoever sent it. So it's just these few that he'll be publicly raging about and making it look like he has the shortest fuse ever.]

"-Learn to shoot better. But not at people."

Show your fucking face and I'll show you how good I can shoot! You can take your resolutions and shove 'em up your ass!

[With that he tosses the phone down hard on the couch and it bounces before he fumbles with it and shuts it off.]

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[driftsintobuffetline]

Yeah, well, screw you too, buddy.

[Private]

Uh. Okay. So it's definitely something. You realize I'm not going to let up until you tell me what it is?

[dirtyredneck]

I said it was nothin'.

[He definitely sounds like he's sulking.]

[driftsintobuffetline]

And I'm calling bullshit.

[dirtyredneck]

Call whatever you want.

[He's not opening up that easy. He's just going to sulk and feel like an idiot. He'd punch the asshole if he could. Whoever it was.]

[driftsintobuffetline]

I'll continue to call YOU until you give in. Come on. Why so hurt? You know you're skilled. Is your skin that thin?

>> /threadjack

[redshoerevenge]

He will. Forever. I saw the complaint report from Dr. Gottlieb where Dr. Geizsler called him 280 times in a row once at 2am, I believe.

And then showed up at his door.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Well, that's TECHNICALLY incorrect. By the time I'd called him 280 times, it was almost 3am.

[redshoerevenge]

Apologies, I should have been more precise with my statement. [She's totally laughing at him, now.]

[driftsintobuffetline]

Shame on you, Mako. My harassment of Hermann has always been very scientific.

[redshoerevenge]

I suppose it still is.

[driftsintobuffetline]

It's not really harassment if he likes it.

[redshoerevenge]

But is it scientific?

[driftsintobuffetline]

Oh, it's always scientific. Our entire relationship is a matter of unresolved scientific tension.

[redshoerevenge]

That is the truest statement I have ever heard.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Science is about fact, after all.

[dirtyredneck]

Hermann didn't sent this shit did he?

[Daryl was aware Hermann didn't like him. Still. Also that Newt thought Daryl disliked him. And while the language wasn't as hoity-toity as Hermann usually used, it was all sentiments he expected the man to have. Save for the movie one. That was just weird.]

[driftsintobuffetline]

What the--Hermann is an asshat, but he's not going to file a list of complaints anonymously. He owns his shit. Usually. He'd only be this ridiculously petty at me. Or about something directly affecting him, which has, historically speaking, generally been me.

[dirtyredneck]

...asshole said I shouldn't be... with Mako. Told me to let her go.

[It's very soft, very quiet. He doesn't like saying it aloud because he can't keep the hurt from his voice or how much he worries they're right. But it's exactly the sort of thing he expects Hermann wants to say to him and has since they met.]

[driftsintobuffetline]

[Theres a pause]

...Hermann said that?

[dirtyredneck]

Not in so many words. But... I know he thinks it.

[A pause.]

The guy who sent this shit. He said that.

[driftsintobuffetline]

Well, let's not prematurely assign a gender to these insults. But, fuck, Hermann would be in absolutely no position to talk considering he MARRIED the asshole who didn't deserve him, so WHATEVER.

And anyway, this guy? Girl? Anonymous? They're totally just aiming to hurt. Their opinions don't matter worth shit if they won't say them logged in.

[dirtyredneck]

They... they know about me. They know things about me. A lot of things. Like they know me.

[He's worried this is someone he feels close to. He was hoping maybe it was Hermann, but if Newt says it's not, then it's not.]

[driftsintobuffetline]

Hermann doesn't know you, though.

But, to be honest, it doesn't take a doctorate in Darylology to see that Mako and your relationship with her, whatever it is these days, is a weakness. Well, not a weakness, but an easily exploitable thing. If you two hang out a lot, which the tabloids say you do and I gather is true from personal experience with you both, it's easy to "know" you're together. But she's a pretty young thing and you're...well, no offense, but you're kinda a mess. She's classy, a perfect 10, and you're like ...anyway. It's easy to take potshots at that because it's a pretty classic worry people have: not being worthy of their partners.

Dock them points for lack or originality...flip them the bird, and move on.

[dirtyredneck]

[He'd been trying to say that wasn't the only thing they'd brought up, but then Newt had to go and rub salt in the wound by emphasizing what he already knew to be true and he didn't feel like correcting him after that.]

Yeah. Sure.

[It's said in a dull tone, dismissive and tired, because he felt stupid having done as the man asked and actually told him a little, only to feel like it got thrown back in his face. Like it always had. No reason to try and reach out when he knew what would happen. Like it always had back before.]

[driftsintobuffetline]

[Newt's not good at this, and gets derailed easily. But. He can tell he screwed up.]

You're good enough for Mako because MAKO says you are. The random internet asshole doesn't get a vote, ok? Neither do I.

Anyway, I happen to have a programmer for a husband now, so, I mean, I could probably persuade him to try hacking and doxxing this motherfucker, if that's a thing you want. No promises it's gonna work, but. Worth a shot, right?