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Chief Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth ([personal profile] glassinine) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-07-12 08:43 am

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[The thing about employing text is that when you start using it when all your broadcasts are in video, people tend to question why you've suddenly switched. So he makes the decision to instead compose himself as best as he can and use video instead.

Unfortunately, he always sort of overestimates his ability to compose himself. He certainly doesn't seem distraught, or panicked, or anything of the sort, but he's definitely shaky. This is definitely a far cry from his normal, slow, quiet, lengthy broadcasts.]


I'm leaving on a business trip abroad for...some length of time. I'm - not certain how long. Please don't try to contact me; I'll be far too busy to answer any messages.

Good day.
infomodder: IF YOU'LL FEAST ON MINE (son that ain't right)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-12 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
You realize that having a worthwhile perspective isn't my calling you something as stark and extreme as, say, a hero, don't you?
Since you take issue with the word.
infomodder: good thing i'm not real fbi i can toke it up as much as i want don't be jelly (did you say mandatory drug test)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-12 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dog kid. He pays attention, a lot of it, to anything with dogs.

Not so much kids.
]

You want me to start spouting off everything that points in the opposite direction of that?
I can.
We'll be here for a bit and you might think I'm legitimately stalking you, but I'm not.
If I was legitimately stalking you, I wouldn't tell you, you know?
infomodder: my thing for you my romantic overtures was i subtle i didn't think i was (thought everyone knew about my thing)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-12 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah well
For a guy who's so quick to give his honest opinion on the quality of pictures on INSTAGRAM
I'm simply a little befuddled why you're all of a sudden like
Thinking of yourself as some sort of inferior being
Doesn't match up
Not here to psychoanalyze just
You know
It's worrisome
infomodder: i want murder bonding time with abigail too i have needs like any other man (my husband never invites me anywhere)

1/2

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-12 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Your idea of a fact is that your perspective is worth next to nothing? You consider that a fact?
So my thinking your perspective as anything else makes me, what? Stupid?
Thanks.
infomodder: feelin like a freight train in need of a haircut (it's just one of those days)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-12 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Not so good socially.
Sure you picked up on that.
If you need something done in Heropa while you're out playing please don't contact me, you can shoot me a message. Guaranteed no questions about how you're doing asked, where you are, all of it.
Just don't ask me to do something outrageously illegal like
steal a candy bar.
That's a no.
infomodder: by which i mean the real god, not the chesapeake ripper. (are you there god?)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-12 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
1) Will. It's just Will. It's a single letter more than Sir. Will.
2) You don't need to ask because I've offered.
3) W-i-l-l
infomodder: you look ready to vomit blood let me get the barf bag (aren't you glad we're hanging out?)

[personal profile] infomodder 2014-07-12 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You change your mind for any reason, it's still there.
Don't have too much else to do.
And I still prefer Will.
I actually always prefer Will.
Safe travels, okay?