[video]

[glassinine]

[The thing about employing text is that when you start using it when all your broadcasts are in video, people tend to question why you've suddenly switched. So he makes the decision to instead compose himself as best as he can and use video instead.

Unfortunately, he always sort of overestimates his ability to compose himself. He certainly doesn't seem distraught, or panicked, or anything of the sort, but he's definitely shaky. This is definitely a far cry from his normal, slow, quiet, lengthy broadcasts.]

I'm leaving on a business trip abroad for...some length of time. I'm - not certain how long. Please don't try to contact me; I'll be far too busy to answer any messages.

Good day.

Comments

[aggressiveapathy]

Do you have your own law thing yet?

[glassinine]

I'm a prosecutor. I work for the government.

[aggressiveapathy]

But you have an office.

[glassinine]

In...City Hall, yes.

[aggressiveapathy]

Okay. When you get back, I'm working for you.

[glassinine]

[Um - ]

What?

[aggressiveapathy]

I did the City Hall personal assistant gig before. You need some fun.

[glassinine]

I don't - I - How would that help with fun?

[aggressiveapathy]

I have powers.

[glassinine]

Yes. To control raccoons. You said that yourself.

[aggressiveapathy]

Mm. So I start...like, a week from monday?

[glassinine]

What? No. I didn't - You can't just - I am in charge of hiring decisions, not you.

[aggressiveapathy]

No. You're too busy. I'll take care of it.

[glassinine]

That's not how it works.

[aggressiveapathy]

Have a fun vacation. I'll make note of all the voicemails and stuff.

[glassinine]

Hrnghh! I - I need to go!

[aggressiveapathy]

Try to get laid.