2nd hunt | ANONYMOUS text

[momchester]

nobody cares about your shitty galaxy

get a job

[Who has two thumbs and a BAC over 9000? This gal.]

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[nightmarist]

can i upvote this post

[momchester]

i dont know what upvoting is but it sounds positive

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[cigarbribery]

I'm gonna take a wild guess and say: it's the one with the Jedi that's been in the news lately.

[text] anonymous forever lmao

[momchester]

how the hell did you guess

we got a live one here

why are they in the news? why does anyone care? man if the stuff from my world was in the news people would be building end of the world bunkers

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[functusofficio]

I'd rather agree with this.

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[momchester]

you're one of them. can you make them stop? send them to the corner or put them into a giant 20-person "get along" shirt?

[crueltobekind]

[momchester]

whoa ken what happened

[onlydoubts]

As someone from the "shitty galaxy"... agreed. Some of us just want to keep all of that back home.

[ doesn't seem to be working, though. ]

So, apologies for that.

[momchester]

you're forgiven.

who are you, anyway?

[she's from 1983. she can only fourth-wall the original trilogy.]

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[carbonfrozen]

technically we already have jobs we get stuck with them the second we get here

[Yeah, it's one of the guys from that shitty shitty galaxy. No he refuses to talk about his shitty shitty galaxy.]

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[momchester]

and they're all terrible

all of them

i mean who makes a senator into a hair model? who does that

[shitty shitty galaxy aside, it's legitimately the silliest example she can think of.]

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[kanyounot]

If a guy was hypothetically looking to get out of town for a week or two.

No network access, quiet and isolated, maybe a little romantic.

Any suggestions?

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[momchester]

space!!!

or a National Park. yellowstone and grand teton are some of the best.

[action]

[failedparenting]

[Maybe a smarter, more sober man would have prevented this, but John is neither of those things. He's just laughing his ass off and reading over her shoulder.]

Should you be drinking and texting?

[action]

[momchester]

[She waves the communicator at him emphatically.]

John, I'm teaching Han Solo how to swear and giving a Jedi vacation tips.

[So yes, this was a fantastic fucking idea. Fight me.]

Anon Text (Sorry not sorry)

[notayoungman]

That "shitty galaxy" brought a threat to everyone. A threat everyone currently trusts.

lmao never apologize

[momchester]

so frame him for something and move on. it's not that hard.

[DUH. It's so obvious. Easy. That's the word for it.]

[crimeboy]

There sure are a lot of them, huh?

Maybe they're all stirred up because some of them got to go to the moon.

[momchester]

i think they go farther than the moon all the time back in their shitty world.

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[reexamined]

+1

She doesn’t really understand texting lol

[momchester]

+2??

[governorkang]

Whoever you, I'd like to buy you a drink for saying what we've all been thinking.

[momchester]

letting a dragon buy me a drink? I GUESS I could fit that into my busy schedule.

[trouvaille]

I like you.

[momchester]

i like you too

who are you

anon fail text

[bestpirate]

but wait!






where all the rum gone? Щ(◣д◢)Щ

Did he just meme his own damn self

[momchester]

Excuse me sir but all replies to this post have to make sense

[exceptionalthief]

👍LIKE

[momchester]

thank you citizen

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[ghoulking]

It's getting slightly tiresome.

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[momchester]

I think I’d rather be at home hearing about kardashians and north korea

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[ofgoldenfoil]

What does this post mean?

text I apologize for this

[momchester]

[ D R A G O N F R I E N D

heavy breathing]

It means the people from the Jedi world need to get a life and stop harping on the past. Obsessing about the wars, betrayals, traumas, and atrocities of their world doesn’t do anything except bring all that pain and baggage here.

Also, nobody cares. So move on and do something different. Learn to kickbox. Play with superpowers. Become a dragon.

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[h2no]

voice of the people

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[momchester]

vote for me. i promise only the best drunk shitposting in lieu of press conferences

And at debates i bring brass knuckles

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[bespin]

I'm assuming this is yet another reaction to the "Jedi vs Separatists" debate, or the "Rebels vs Imperials" debate that followed, and I, for one, agree with you.

We should all just move on from the atrocities waiting for us back home, and make do with what we have here and now.

[ And if you thought you would get through this without a shameless plug, you don't know Lando Calrissian. ]

As for the second part of your message, I am proud to say that I have a job! I am the owner/administrator of Ugnaught Moving Company, an ImPort-run moving business to help ImPorts move from one city to the next. We're always hiring those who have the right power sets!

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[momchester]

[well well well if it isn’t the racial and sexual awakening of 80s white America. she’s honored and a little aroused to meet u

but she’s still gonna shitpost.]

are you the guy who traded someone for a pig or something

[monsterdoc]

I like your message, and would like to sign up for your newsletter.

[momchester]

i’ll call it Nobody Cares Monthly

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[generalgrievous]

I have a job, however wrongs need to be addressed and warnings given.

[He thought of his original stirring-up post more as a PSA.]

Anonymous text forever

[momchester]

no the hell they didn’t. This isn’t your world and your wars are dead here.

The Jedi are political space hippies but they arent omniscient. War is hell in any world. You dig into anyone’s history, no matter how good a person, and you’ll find awful shit and terrible mistakes. Everybody. This is a new world- let’s make it a new one.

Holy shit aren’t you tired of the same old bullshit and dwelling on the same shit? aren’t you sick of the horrible crap you left behind? Cut the cord man and live a new fucking life

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[oddbod]

what did this shitty galaxy ever do to you?

[She's absolutely laughing, though.]

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[momchester]

refused to shut up

text; username dh4z3

[nastygram]

omfgggggggg
plus fucking one
🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

[momchester]

is that one of those emoji things

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[drivesadesk]

What, you mean you don't like it when some asshole stirs up drama again as soon as it starts settling down?

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[momchester]

[this reply takes noticeably longer than Anonymous' replies to literally everybody else. in fact, it happens a fairly long time later- as if the anonymous person was putting it off, saving it for last, or didn't want to deal with it.]

ever seen a dog drag its butt over a carpet?

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[reek]

And I thought Westeros was shit.

[ It is.

But when you're shittier than Westeros... ]

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[momchester]

at least you people had some breaks in between war.

and you learned how to swear like real goddamn americans