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[brickjoke]

[ The video starts to a slightly angled view of an empty kitchen, as if the communicator was leaning upright against something. From the angle, though, it’d be reasonable to assume it’s on a countertop.

A voice speaks but there’s no one on screen. ]

-- recording? There! ...oh. Hold on, I’ll totally be right with you in a jiffy.

[ There’s a scraping sound as though someone is pushing something across the countertop. ]

I -- urghh -- I’m coming, just gottta -- hnnng --- oh my gosh this is heavy -- why is everything so big? What’re you all compensating for, huh? Why can’t this cup be normal sized?

[ Suddenly there’s a loud POP (which strangely sounds like someone making a popping sound with their mouth) and the cup disappears. A tiny sound of plastic hitting countertop can be heard. ]

Oh hey, whadya know! [ Loudly: ] Why can’t there be three dozen donuts and a purple helicopter filled with henchmen?

[ Silence. ]

Eh, worth a try.

[ A pitter-patter of plastic footsteps. ]

I’ll just put this here and -- big again!

[ With another loud POP the top half of a coffee cup is visible and perfectly centered. There’s a scrambling sound. ]

Introducing the Clown Prince of Crime! Batman’s greatest enemy and Gotham’s greatest fear! The one, the only --

[ A tiny lego minifig pulls himself up so he’s standing on the brim of the cup. His arms and his smile are thrown wide.. ]

The Joker!

[ He smiles even more broadly, somehow, and despite being made of plastic his facial expressions and body language shift and change perfectly naturally -- like when his face falls a second later. ]

I could’ve just made the phone thing me-sized, couldn’t I? Gosh darn it to heck.

(( If you are a resident of DE CHIMA #007 feel free to Action this with a "there is a lego on the kitchen table" ))

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[hellrisen02]

[You've gotta be fucking kidding.]

Oh, you guys definitely pissed Lachesis off.

[brickjoke]

...Who did what to whose sister?

[hellrisen02]

[God, you know, just for once Duo should take his own advice and not engage- you know, just let the murderous clown get his own ideas, and not suffocate someone on a loaf of bread for a stupid pun.]

[Today is apparently not that day.]

That's a pretty good guess and I'm gonna hope that's all it is because I don't want to think about the alternative.

[Please, please don't give the clown mindpowers.]

i missed this was text last tag so pretend it was

[brickjoke]

o so SPOOKY and VAGUE

not explaining things is the COOLEST

sho thang

[hellrisen02]

Spooky, vague and cool describes me to a T! How about that.

[brickjoke]

so whos this lachesis that someone did bad by

gimme the skinny

[hellrisen02]

I don't know man, I'm not supposed to give free information to homicidal maniacs...............

[brickjoke]

[ GASPS IRL. ]

thats... thats the NICEST thing anyones said to me this WHOLE day

[hellrisen02]

I guess on a scale of 0-10 you did call Crane unoriginal.

So I'll give you a hint: look back on this network 1 month.

[Okay, so toying with the mass murderer was probably not smart, but he'd never been particularly good at self-preservation.]

1/2

[brickjoke]

blah blah blah gosh you all are windbags huh

so the porter thing went completely wacko for a month and then brought in me?

and youre saying im what??
im the punishment?????

2/2

[brickjoke]

heheheheehahahahHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

IM NOT GONNA BE THE PUNISHMENT YOU ALL NEED
IM GONNA BE THE PUNISHMENT YOU ALL DESERVE


:)

i can't not

[hellrisen02]

ah pumpernickel

[brickjoke]

sssssoooooOOOO


whatd i do to you

[hellrisen02]

Shockingly, nothing.

My powers of self preservation have waned over time, I must admit.

[brickjoke]

ok so what should I put you down for

i got time in my schedule for painting your cat neon
do u have a cat

[hellrisen02]

[Oh how badly could this go]

Hate to be the bearer of bad news, (no I don't, that's a lie) no.

But.

I do have a motorcycle I love very much, and if you mess up my paintjob I'll be pretty ticked off!

(That's not a lie.)

[brickjoke]

oh that's nice!

where do you keep the motorcycle

[hellrisen02]

In my secret underground lair.

[We might be veering into untruths again, here. Or he might be talking about a basement garage! It is a mystery.]

[brickjoke]

oooOOOOOOoooh!! a MYSTERY

[ DELIGHTED. ]

that's ok I keep writing audio prompts in tags to deaf characters

[hellrisen02]

Mystery is my middle name! Well, you just chew on that one, chuckles.

[A delighted Joker is probably bad, huh]

wait but also

[hellrisen02]

[About an hour later, because he can't let it go]

Typing out your laughter is dedication to the craft I guess

[brickjoke]

doesnt have the same je ne sais quoi if i dont

[hellrisen02]

That's fair.