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[reexamined]

Hello everyone. I am K-2SO.

[An introduction, because he hasn't actually posted to the Network himself in a while.]

I have an announcement to make.

[Does it have anything to do with the recent Jedi drama??? Maybe Padme getting elected??

No.

Instead he puts on display a picture of Skeets.]

This is Skeets. He is objectively perfect. He also is my boyfriend now.

I just wanted everyone to know. That is all.

[Yeah, he's basically just doing this. He's pretty happy right now, which might be why he's making such a dumb post. But let him just have this once, okay?]

Comments

[flightforfreedom]

anniversaries, weddings - there's actually a lot of damn parties to celebrate relationships

but i'm being tongue in cheek, kay

i'm just happy for you guys

[reexamined]

Oh, right. Yes, those happen.

Thank you, Poe. I'm happy as well. More than I thought I would be.

[flightforfreedom]

i'm really glad, buddy

you deserve it

also he's adorable, so


but anyone giving you grief?
you let me know if they need a good punch to the face
there's already at least one person on this post that i'm going to punch if i run into him

[reexamined]

He is.

However, I would advise against punching Grevious, considering that he is made of mostly metal, and typically carries lightsabers on him. It sounds like a very un-fun way to lose an arm, or more.

[flightforfreedom]

what if i punched him with a car

[reexamined]

Slightly more doable, still unadvisable.

[flightforfreedom]

unadvisable is my middle name

[reexamined]

Poe, that is a detriment, not a bragging point.