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[reexamined]

Hello everyone. I am K-2SO.

[An introduction, because he hasn't actually posted to the Network himself in a while.]

I have an announcement to make.

[Does it have anything to do with the recent Jedi drama??? Maybe Padme getting elected??

No.

Instead he puts on display a picture of Skeets.]

This is Skeets. He is objectively perfect. He also is my boyfriend now.

I just wanted everyone to know. That is all.

[Yeah, he's basically just doing this. He's pretty happy right now, which might be why he's making such a dumb post. But let him just have this once, okay?]

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[snarkbot]

[ He was expecting Kaytoo to tell his friends, not tell the ENTIRE NETWORK. ]

Oh my goodness.

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[reexamined]

You said it wasn't a secret.




Was this too much?

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[craftpunk]

[ This is actually cute what the fuck.

Does it melt Woden's heart? Not in the slightest. ]

So... what's the point of announcing this for all the world to see?

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[reexamined]

Because everyone can post about whatever they want, and if someone can ask for dating advice, or talk about politics, or make vague death threats to an open network, I'm allowed to tell everyone about Skeets being my boyfriend.

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[kanyounot]

[ Droids in love????

...sure why not? There are weirder things. ]

Well. Hey, congrats. Sounds like you're very happy. Good for you.

[reexamined]

Thank you. I think I am.

Text.

[flightforfreedom]

[While trying not to grin so hard his face falls off:]

congrats, bud

should i be sending champagne

[reexamined]

Can you even do that from Boot Camp?

[picture]

[couldbebeautiful]

[It's a picture of a cake, only the "sex" part has been replaced with a cheery "boyfriend".

It's also missing a corner like someone already dug in.]

[reexamined]

Thank you for the cake I can't eat, and also for already eating part of it.

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[shadowglitter]

Good job! I knew it'd work out.

Skeets is a super handsome dude. [ not even for a droid. just in general. look at that piece of shit. odin nods. outstanding. ]

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[reexamined]

You did have faith in me. I appreciate it.

And... yes, he is. As himself, and his human form.

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[pummelgranite]

[ Oh my god. OH MY GOD??? ]










[ WHAT IS SHE EVEN SUPPOSED TO ]

I will slit the fucking throats of anyone who makes a mean comment to this post.

threadjacks I AM VERY SORRY

[couldbebeautiful]

That's a little messy. [She isn't disagreeing with the general sentiment though.]

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[onlydoubts]

[ !!!

this is so good. a very good post, and he's so happy for his friend. ]

Hey. Congratulations, both of you.

[reexamined]

Thank you, Bodhi. You've spoken to him before, yes?

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[divaricate]

[Wanda is smiling wide.]

This is the best post I've ever seen on this entire damn network in my almost two years here.

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[reexamined]

That's an unfortunate amount of bad network posts you've seen, given the typical amount posted per month.

I'm glad I was able to share this important and good content with others.

VIDEO.

[specialise]

[ raven lets out a low whistle of approval. ] Damn, Professor Skeets. Nice pic.

You scored the jackpot, K-2.

[reexamined]

The picture doesn't show the real luster in his chassis, but it's what I expect in terms of quality for this world's technology.

I'm very fortunate that he likes me, yes.

[Video]

[generalgrievous]

Are you not a droid? Has your programming been corrupted?

[Video]

[reexamined]

It's been 'corrupted' for some time now, and I like it this way.

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[subroutined]

Oh.

[ Just a simple syllable of surprise. He has a lot of feelings on this news, regardless of the fact that he knows neither of the robots in question. But he is still very much an android, and very much in love. Unfortunately, he's cursed to love a human who will never love him back. He knows this, and has accepted it.

To see his fellow robots find love with each other... It gives him hope.

When he speaks, he uses the English accent that Hux recommended (for better or for worse). ]

Congratulations.

You're K-2SO. I was told I should speak to you.

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[reexamined]

[Staring.

His phororeceptors glance over the video feed, minute movements from his face to his eyes, to hair. He sounds like Hux. He looks like Hux. The behavior and hairstyle does not fit with Hux. Still, his facial recognition is perfectly functional, and so he can only assume this is Hux, or the Impostor, who he hasn't seen in a while, as well as this doesn't seem like their M.O.]

Who are you.

[bespin]

Ha-haha! Kaytoo, you old dog!

[reexamined]

"You old dog?"

[His searches are pulling up phrases about "you can't teach an old dog new tricks" and he doesn't understand the connection.]

[voice]

[ashla]

[Droid love! Oh no, that's really adorable. It's like Threepo and Artoo. Only they seem to know they are dating. Also, imperial droid? Interesting. What's the other one though?]

This is the kind of announcement that should be heard more. It's really very sweet.

[voice]

[reexamined]

Thank you.

[Just don't let him know you've compared him to Threepio even mentally.]

Should I just be announcing all good news that happens to me to continue to provide the Network with apparently "the only good content"?

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[aberrant_type]

You're in a romantic relationship?

[How does that work??]

[aberrant_type]

How precious.

[But does it matter when it's so CUTE?]

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[drivesadesk]

You two are adorable!

[Is he squeeing slightly? Yes, yes he is.]

[reexamined]

No I'm not. I won't put forth any arguments about Skeets though.

[He's trying to avoid saying "Skeets is adorable" but he totally wants to.]

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[h2no]

Aw, look at you guys! Congrats! Love blossoms even in the shittest of places, huh?

[reexamined]

Thank you. If I gain anything other than congratulations on this post, it's of several confusing phrases about love. "Love blossoms even in the shittiest of places."

( text )

[fettering]

congrats!! i hope you two are happy for a long time!!

( text )

[reexamined]

Happiness like this is fleeting.

But thank you. I hope it does as well.

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[knaval]

Aw, I didn't know you guys could feel love.


--W...wait. I didn't-- that came out wrong. Let me start again.

You're in love! Congratulations.

[#nailedit]

[reexamined]

[Just sends this picture:]

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[itistolaugh]

This the sweetest thing I have ever seen. Mazel tov to the happy couple!

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[reexamined]

Ever? Really?

[Maybe now this is actually getting embarrassing. He didn't think this was that "sweet" and more of just a proud declaration.]

[slightlyoffchilt]

Congratulations.

[reexamined]

Thank you, Dr. Chilton.

[exceptionalthief]

Apparently you found an answer to your question.

[See? Hans told him he should have been ogling Popular Mechanics instead of Penthouse.]

[reexamined]

[LOOK... Look.

Okay, yeah, Hans was right. But he doesn't want to admit that.]

I did. The research I had done was still vital to this development.

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[hondoyota]

earnest congratulations

[reexamined]

Authentic thank you.

[is this how this is going to go]

[vanto]

That's great, congratulations.

[Eli's never heard of droids being in love but hey, why not, right?

He thinks this is sweet.]

You should plan some dates or is that something you do less of once you're in a relationship?

[reexamined]

Thank you.

From what I understand, in an average scenario, you do a few dates, and then decide if you would like to be in a relationship. If you would, then the collective times you are out together is considered a "date."

[private to Kaytu]

[candor1]

I still want to thank skeets for helping when i was being a vachead
any suggestions?
something nice for him individually and/or you two to share

[private]

[reexamined]

Cassian, I'm already struggling on thinking of what to get him myself. He made for me a personalized USB with poems, historical facts, music, and memes.

How am I supposed to compete with that, let alone provide additional suggestions to others?