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Hello everyone. I am K-2SO.

[An introduction, because he hasn't actually posted to the Network himself in a while.]

I have an announcement to make.

[Does it have anything to do with the recent Jedi drama??? Maybe Padme getting elected??

No.

Instead he puts on display a picture of Skeets.]

This is Skeets. He is objectively perfect. He also is my boyfriend now.

I just wanted everyone to know. That is all.

[Yeah, he's basically just doing this. He's pretty happy right now, which might be why he's making such a dumb post. But let him just have this once, okay?]

Comments

[divaricate]

I'd make you a cute cupcake too, but I suspect you don't eat them? [A genuinely curious question.] I had a crush on an android back home, and he didn't eat, but obviously I don't know how 'across the board' that is for everyone. [Different worlds, different ways of operating, after all.]

[That's understandable, as the internet is weird sometimes. Well -- actually, often.] In this context, I mean this is fourteen-hundred percent awesome.

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[snarkbot]

I would not say not to a cupcake, ma'am.

[ ...In human form he likes sweets. ]

But I am sorry your android crush is not here.

hell yeah

[divaricate]

Then I'll make you cupcakes. [A nod. It's happening.]

You don't have to be. [Said with a half smile.] He, uh, kinda helped get me arrested back home? So that puts a buzzkill on things already, and I've got a relationship here, so it's worked out anyway.

[snarkbot]

Thank you, ma'am.

...Arrested? Regardless, I'm glad things worked out for you.

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[And as an explanation of Skeet's request for the cupcake:]

Both he and I are capable of having "human" forms here. Cupcake consumption is possible, but I don't like eating. Skeets would appreciate it more than I would.

A crush on an android. There are actually very few worlds, from what I can tell, that have droids or robots that have comparable sentience and intelligence to a human. I would be interested in hearing more.

[divaricate]

[She nods. Makes sense. Human forms are probably overrated anyway, they get sick and have to sleep and stuff.]

Most of the ones I've heard of are worlds similar to my own, so yeah. I guess it's not as common everywhere? In my world, the same thing that created the one I know is the same material that gave me my abilities, so it's ... interesting. And convoluted.

[Just to preface it with that.]

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[Exactly.]

That sounds complicated.