Video;

[reexamined]

Hello everyone. I am K-2SO.

[An introduction, because he hasn't actually posted to the Network himself in a while.]

I have an announcement to make.

[Does it have anything to do with the recent Jedi drama??? Maybe Padme getting elected??

No.

Instead he puts on display a picture of Skeets.]

This is Skeets. He is objectively perfect. He also is my boyfriend now.

I just wanted everyone to know. That is all.

[Yeah, he's basically just doing this. He's pretty happy right now, which might be why he's making such a dumb post. But let him just have this once, okay?]

Comments

[aberrant_type]

Because... it would be adorable! Imagine if you had a tiny little robot child running about! Or if you could lay eggs! Would the shells be pieced together like jigsaws?

[reexamined]

I could still have 'little robot children running around.' But I would need to assemble them first.

Laying eggs is absolutely not a thing I could do. That's an organic process.

[aberrant_type]

[Like, Hange knows how machines work but he's such a weird and foreign thing to her... and this wild imagination...]

What a shame... what a shame.

[reexamined]

[Making it weird, Hange...]

[aberrant_type]

[Hey, that's her job!!!!]

[reexamined]

[get a new job???]

[aberrant_type]

[no she likes this one]

[reexamined]

[bet she'd get along with herr starr well]

[aberrant_type]

[who]

[reexamined]

[the guy who wanted to get k2 a robo dick in their first conversation]

[aberrant_type]

[she'll look the fellow up]