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[reexamined]

Hello everyone. I am K-2SO.

[An introduction, because he hasn't actually posted to the Network himself in a while.]

I have an announcement to make.

[Does it have anything to do with the recent Jedi drama??? Maybe Padme getting elected??

No.

Instead he puts on display a picture of Skeets.]

This is Skeets. He is objectively perfect. He also is my boyfriend now.

I just wanted everyone to know. That is all.

[Yeah, he's basically just doing this. He's pretty happy right now, which might be why he's making such a dumb post. But let him just have this once, okay?]

Comments

[craftpunk]

Is that why you announced your new relationship to the world?

[reexamined]

A partial reason.

[craftpunk]

Is this one of those...scream from the mountaintops kind of things?

[reexamined]

It is a combination of wanting to make everyone aware of Skeets' existence, his importance, his importance to me in particular, the fact we are both capable of relationships despite it not being in either of our programming, and also for selfish reasons of wanting to let everyone know he likes me best.

[craftpunk]

Public claiming.

Classy. Too bad you don't have a Letterman jacket you can give him, too.

[reexamined]

I'm not publicly claiming him.

[Although it looks a little like that, doesn't it?

He's almost kinda done the jacket thing too. Bought Skeets a shirt?? Does this count??]

[craftpunk]

No? Didn't you want everyone to know he's yours?

[reexamined]

As you can understand from my perspective, I don't like 'ownership over another sentient individual.'

[But also Cassian is definitely His Human, and Skeets is definitely His Boyfriend, so...........]

[craftpunk]

Ah, of course.

Sentient robots probably make that sort of thing awkward. Go figure.

[ Just shame him. ]

I'll keep that in mind next time.

[reexamined]

Yes. "Go figure."

Thank you.