Herr Klaus Helmut Starr (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
herrstory) wrote in ![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
maskormenace2018-02-10 04:32 pm
herrstory) wrote in maskormenace2018-02-10 04:32 pm
Entry tags:
- leia organa | huttslayer,
- padmé amidala | senator,
- ruka | n/a,
- † carl gallagher | n/a,
- † charles boyle | the deuce,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † han solo | n/a,
- † hans gruber | n/a,
- † herr starr | n/a,
- † lestat de lioncourt | n/a,
- † max mayfield | madmax,
- † qymaen jai sheelal | grievous,
- † tate langdon | the rubber man
003 | Video
[ Here is a bored looking German man, sitting in an official looking office. For those familiar, they might realize it is Dr. Chilton's office. But hey -- Herr Starr needed a place that looks like it gives him some authority and this is the best he can do. ]
I have been here for one ambassadorial election. I have seen the way the network gets flooded with campaign posts and promises. Promises that are likely built upon political lies, meant to cater to the naivety of the masses. Or perhaps promises made from foolish people who believe they can truly make a difference when it comes to bridging the gap between imPorts and natives. As though we are not parasites who leech onto their world and take up resources that could be going to those more in need. None of these ambassadors will step out of their government given homes and instead give it to the man in the back alley who gives handies for a quarter simply so he could buy a box of terrible wine.
[ A weighted pause. ]
But I have brought home such a man. And I found the experience to be enlightening. After a lengthy conversation over his terrible boxed wine, he told me imPorts were the cause of his homeless state. His wife, his children -- dead in some imPort caused calamity. His home tragically destroyed. And I said to him, the world does not have to be that way. The Messiah is here.
Now. I am not this Messiah. But as it had been my job back home, I shall clear the path for him to make a better, cleaner world. And until the time he is ready, I am willing to step forward and do what it takes to give him better opportunities. This is why I am running for Nonah Ambassador. I am not a politician. I despise politicians. So should you elect me, I can promise you I will be honest. Brutally so. But I will never disillusion you with promises I do not plan on keeping. I will do what it takes to ensure good prevails in the community. And I will not shame you. No matter who you are or what your kink happens to be.
[ This is spoken with a somber expression. Starr is absolutely serious when he says no kinkshaming. ]
Furthermore. I know what it takes to bring a community together. If you look at Exhibit A, you will see my first network post united the imPort community at large over the one thing we can all agree upon and what I am positive the native community wants to see from us as well.
[ He stares intensely into the camera. What may have been a decent bid for ambassador is now completely ruined by his final statement. ]
Nude photographs.
I have been here for one ambassadorial election. I have seen the way the network gets flooded with campaign posts and promises. Promises that are likely built upon political lies, meant to cater to the naivety of the masses. Or perhaps promises made from foolish people who believe they can truly make a difference when it comes to bridging the gap between imPorts and natives. As though we are not parasites who leech onto their world and take up resources that could be going to those more in need. None of these ambassadors will step out of their government given homes and instead give it to the man in the back alley who gives handies for a quarter simply so he could buy a box of terrible wine.
[ A weighted pause. ]
But I have brought home such a man. And I found the experience to be enlightening. After a lengthy conversation over his terrible boxed wine, he told me imPorts were the cause of his homeless state. His wife, his children -- dead in some imPort caused calamity. His home tragically destroyed. And I said to him, the world does not have to be that way. The Messiah is here.
Now. I am not this Messiah. But as it had been my job back home, I shall clear the path for him to make a better, cleaner world. And until the time he is ready, I am willing to step forward and do what it takes to give him better opportunities. This is why I am running for Nonah Ambassador. I am not a politician. I despise politicians. So should you elect me, I can promise you I will be honest. Brutally so. But I will never disillusion you with promises I do not plan on keeping. I will do what it takes to ensure good prevails in the community. And I will not shame you. No matter who you are or what your kink happens to be.
[ This is spoken with a somber expression. Starr is absolutely serious when he says no kinkshaming. ]
Furthermore. I know what it takes to bring a community together. If you look at Exhibit A, you will see my first network post united the imPort community at large over the one thing we can all agree upon and what I am positive the native community wants to see from us as well.
[ He stares intensely into the camera. What may have been a decent bid for ambassador is now completely ruined by his final statement. ]
Nude photographs.
VIDEO.
And apparently they don't even provide that stuff for all of us, either-- only the ones that register. Unless that isn't true, but it seems like it would be. A lot of these houses are probably empty for months or even fucking years too, I bet. Probably wouldn't even cost them that much to just give up one room per house to somebody from here.