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[grandtheftequine]

so who can and can't read this?



asking for a friend ;)

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[exceptionalthief]

Aliens, robots, what have you. They could probably introduce you to some fetishes you didn't know you had.

[grandtheftequine]

this place keeps getting better and better

[exceptionalthief]

An autassassinophilian's paradise.

[grandtheftequine]

[ The reply takes him a second. He had to Google the term, but honestly, he can't argue. ]

only i hear we don't die
not for real, anyway

[exceptionalthief]

Oh, you die. You just don't stay dead. So you can have the fun of repeating the experience over and over again.

[grandtheftequine]

lucky for me i don't go down easy, then

[exceptionalthief]

How do you go down?


Asking for a friend.

[grandtheftequine]

smooth


that's both the answer and a compliment.

[exceptionalthief]

A finely aged cognac goes down smooth. Here I was expecting a kinkier analogy.

[grandtheftequine]

[ yknow, it seems like you're making a whole lot of assumptions ]

[ (un?)fortunately, all of them are true ]

[exceptionalthief]

When a person comes on the network asking 'who's horny' and admits to having 'more than one' fetish, one hardly needs to make assumptions.

goddammit my html ONLY THE SECOND LINE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BRACKETS, OOPS

[grandtheftequine]

enjoying myself doesn't mean i don't appreciate finer things
like a finely aged cognac, for example

I figured! MADE AN ASSUMPTION lol

[exceptionalthief]

Is this the part where I ask if you'd like some?

[grandtheftequine]

i don't know
is it?

[exceptionalthief]

I suppose that depends on whether or not we're still speaking metaphorically.

[grandtheftequine]

then let's make it literal

[ He sends the address for a bar in Maurtia Falls, The Alibi Room. ]

[exceptionalthief]

A blind date, how intriguing. Shall I wear a white boutonniere?

-> video

[grandtheftequine]

[ He's chuckling at that as the video feed clicks on. ]

Hopefully this doesn't ruin my air of mystique, but it's easier than finding a florist that's open late.

video

[exceptionalthief]

[Well hello.]

Practicality beats mystique at least eight times out of ten.

Nice to meet you, I'm Hans.

[A German name to go along with his accent.]

[grandtheftequine]

[ Hello right back at you. ]

Logan. It's a pleasure.