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[grandtheftequine]

so who can and can't read this?



asking for a friend ;)

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[herrstory]

Is this "friend" of yours attractive?

[grandtheftequine]

i'd say he's about a 6/10
if you like 'em weedy and awkward

i, on the other hand, rank a little higher than that

[herrstory]

And which of you answered "yes" to the proposed question?

[grandtheftequine]

that would be me

[herrstory]

Hm. How would you rate your gag reflex? Asking for a large dicked friend.

[grandtheftequine]

well

how large?

[herrstory]

What is the largest you've had?

[grandtheftequine]

i didn't exactly have a tape measure on hand

[herrstory]

A missed opportunity, it would seem. Still, I imagine you would perform rather well.

Thoughts on pierced cocks?

[grandtheftequine]

this conversation is reminding me more and more of a grindr hookup

[herrstory]

Is that a bad thing?

[grandtheftequine]

not so far
a picture wouldn't hurt, though

[herrstory]

[ He sends over a dick pic, complete with a Prince Albert piercing. That's what you want right, Logan? Surely not a pic of Starr's face. ]

Do feel free to reciprocate.

[grandtheftequine]

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unfortunately my best work is on my phone back home
but i’ll find a selfie stick and see what i can do

[ He sends a pretty quality shirtless selfie, though, clearly taken just now. ]

[herrstory]

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Well you will have to build up your portfolio.
I will say this is a good start.