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[grandtheftequine]

so who can and can't read this?



asking for a friend ;)

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[grandtheftequine]

i'm plenty discerning

[ No he's not. ]

what sort of prerequisites are you thinking?

[subroutined]

Gender is usually a big one. Appearance, generally. There are a few robots here who don't look human. Only one that I know of who does.

[grandtheftequine]

someone else in this post is asking me my opinions on pierced cocks
so i'm sure you'll understand why these sound a tiny bit tame in comparison

[subroutined]

If you're looking to sleep with an AI specifically, you're better off asking whether they have a cock/genitalia at all.

It think I'm the only one who does, actually.

[grandtheftequine]

i don't think anyone would bother making an AI at the level i'm talking about if they couldn't fuck
seems like a waste

[subroutined]

Makes me wonder what sort of AI you've run into before.

[grandtheftequine]

a lot of them, ranging in quality, but my most recent favorites are beyond impressive

[subroutined]

In what ways? Their realistic appearance/behavior? Their impressive talents? I'm curious.

[ He's never met another android like him. ]

[grandtheftequine]

all of the above?
they're almost more human than humans
until you remember that everything they say was written for them as part of some story meant specifically for you to experience

[subroutined]

A story? I haven't heard of any AI like that before.

[grandtheftequine]

yeah
it's the ultimate experience
it lets you discover who you really are when there's none of the bullshit of every day life holding you back

[subroutined]

Sounds nice.
Is this a service you paid for?

[grandtheftequine]

40 grand a day
and worth every cent

[subroutined]

Wow... That's more than I cost.
I suppose you must be getting your money's worth.

[grandtheftequine]

more than you cost?

you're an ai?

[subroutined]

I am, yeah.

AND I can read your captcha.

[grandtheftequine]

i'd hope a decently advanced ai would be able to

got an answer for it?

[subroutined]

I reckon my answer would be... You?

My question is, what do you plan on doing about it?

[grandtheftequine]

Less a "what", and more a "who", ideally.

[subroutined]

There are a lot of "who"s here to choose from.

Less so, if you're specifically looking for AI. I think I might be the only one available for such things.

[ As Skeets and Kaytoo lack the parts, and are dating each other besides. ]

[grandtheftequine]

are you offering?

[subroutined]

[ He has to stop and think about that for a moment. ]

I'm not NOT offering.

[ New experiences, right? They'll help shape him as a person. ]

[grandtheftequine]

i gotta tell you
that's not the most enthusiastic offer i've ever had

[subroutined]

Sorry. Shall I try again?

Would you like to have sex with me?