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[grandtheftequine]

okay it's time to fess up:

how many of you have used your powers during sex?

bonus points for details

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[mortalweapon]

Are you bored, Logan?

[grandtheftequine]

do i have to be bored to be curious?

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[bragnificent]

well given the opportunity who WOULDNT tbh
i mean i can make any liquid alcoholic so u can imagine how that might help shake things up a bit

[grandtheftequine]

i can think of at least one person
and he has boy scout powers that let him tie perfect knots or something and he fails to appreciate the possibility there

...ANY liquid?

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[divaricate]

uh, *yeah*, of course. telekinesis is great.

[grandtheftequine]

you wanna go for those bonus points and give some specific examples?

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[determinans]

That seems like an extremely personal question to be posing to the network at large.

[grandtheftequine]

well it's not like i'm forcing anyone to answer

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[fireandhoney]

guilty as charged
four words: hot and cold magic

[grandtheftequine]

no guilt in appreciating a classic

[fuckhammer]

Okay, listen, a gentleman doesn't kiss and tell.
But a gentleman's dick can't shapeshift, either.
A gentleman's dick can't shapeshift into nine different forms, two of which are for killing.

I'm not a gentleman, it turns out.

holy shit gero

[grandtheftequine]

thank you
sincerely
this is the best answer

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[maevelous]

You first, darling.

[grandtheftequine]

i've discovered that accelerated healing has a lot of unexpected uses

[flightforfreedom]

i can fly anything




anything

[grandtheftequine]

...go on

[reexamined]

I would. If they were relevant to do so, and if I had a partner interested in it.

[grandtheftequine]

well that's something, i guess
what powers do you have that aren't relevant?

i bet i could offer suggestions

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[bentspooner]

another for telekinesis.

Your details first.

[grandtheftequine]

accelerated healing

handcuffs are a lot more fun when your hands aren't fucked up from them the next morning

[slightlyoffchilt]

Pick your next sexual partner yet?

[grandtheftequine]

there are some promising contenders
but i'm still waiting to give your fingers a try

[exceptionalthief]

I don't think any of mine would be applicable. However, I'm curious to know what powers you have that would potentially enhance the experience.

[grandtheftequine]

mine are sadly not very exciting
accelerated healing has its uses, though

what are yours?

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[h2no]

i don't have any that would be fun to use 😩
this is true suffering

[he's had a bunch used on him, though.]

[grandtheftequine]

that's really tragic
but maybe all it'd take is some creative thinking to make something work

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[drivesadesk]

I don't have any powers that would really be used during sex? So no.

Because having two dicks is not a power.

[grandtheftequine]

um
i disagree

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[setmatch]

Not without explicit consent and a safe word.

[grandtheftequine]

what if it's an accident

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[smugler]

only two of my powers would even be any useful during sex, and that's if you squint.

[grandtheftequine]

that would depend on your partner, i'd think

but what are they?

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[topmeup]

Whenever I get around to it. Might really kill the mood, too.

[grandtheftequine]

maybe you need to shoot for a different kind of mood

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[heliophilic]

How crude!

There are children that look on here.



You really shouldn't ask a question like that without sharing first. ;)

[grandtheftequine]

luckily it's neither my fault nor my problem if kids can't figure out what they shouldn't be looking at

but i would have if mine were more exciting
accelerated healing has some decent uses in the bedroom
but other people have much more interesting powers

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[inthequiet]

I'm more curious about mishaps. Powers activating during sex? After?

Like the porn version of America's Funniest Home Videos.

[grandtheftequine]

shit, you might be onto something there

[craftpunk]

Heh. Does it count if your godhood gets you sex?

[grandtheftequine]

sure
but you have to have used that portal shit creatively at least once, right?

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[liverletdie]

Every time?

I can heal in the middle of it -- trust me, that's been very useful... I can also subvert my refractory period -- also very useful...

Oh, and I suppose there are other uses that I can think of... Just give me a bit.

responding to text with video, really tony?; video

[grandtheftequine]

By all means, take your time. But tell me, is the subversion an effect of your healing?

[ He needs to learn how to do this IMMEDIATELY. ]

[prophesiedone]

I'm not sure the bed or the room would survive that.

[grandtheftequine]

oh yeah?
why's that?

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[dragony]

I'm an empath.

I can't NOT use it.

[grandtheftequine]

then i hope it's as good as it sounds

[lasersounds]

Pretty sure my powers aren't useful in that situation. Unless you believe in the mysterious power of milkshakes and bringing people to the yard.

Way to shit post on the network though, entertaining stuff.

[grandtheftequine]

who says it's a shitpost?
i'm genuinely interested