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[grandtheftequine]

okay it's time to fess up:

how many of you have used your powers during sex?

bonus points for details

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[grandtheftequine]

luckily it's neither my fault nor my problem if kids can't figure out what they shouldn't be looking at

but i would have if mine were more exciting
accelerated healing has some decent uses in the bedroom
but other people have much more interesting powers

[heliophilic]

I have a supercomputer that allows me to see every possible outcome of a move in my brain.

I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

[grandtheftequine]

that seems like it'd spoil the fun under certain circumstances

[heliophilic]

Only if you let it ruin your night.