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Maj. Gen. Olivier Mira Armstrong ([personal profile] darwinatrix) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-08-17 02:20 pm

2, Video

[The camera opens on one Olivier Armstrong, sitting crosslegged in a chair, one hand out of frame below her.]

It seems that some of the idiot man-children here have no idea how to behave appropriately towards a woman who so much as crosses their path. Let this be an example to the rest of you.

[She raises that hand, which is holding the necklace of a certain redheaded boy, yanking him up by his neck like a cat might pick up a kitten.

The boy's face is darkened and swollen with bruises and he has one hell of a black eye. There's also something on his forehead: "LECH" written across his face in black marker that some might recognize as the permanent ink used by the plastic surgeons at the recent swearing-in ceremony.]


Go on. Tell the world the lesson you've learned.

[He coughs up a little bit when he's picked up, grumbling when he's forced to look into the camera, all beat up like this.]

I... I learned you ain't supposed to compliment women like that. And to treat 'em with respect... and not as someone to get with...

[He reaches up to rub his necklace.]

Can ya let go? Yer chokin' me!


If that's what you want. [She doesn't just 'let go,' per se. Oh sure, she releases her grip on his necklace, but only after she's bodily thrown him back to the ground.]

And if I catch you doing it again, to anyone, public shaming like this will be the least of your concerns.

That's all.


[The feed cuts.]
heartboxer: (glances at lack of icons of myself)

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[personal profile] heartboxer 2014-08-20 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I see. Olivier, if that's the case, I pity that his sharp tongue wasn't fast enough to apologize from the glare he must have gotten alone. [ It's mildly nostalgic to see her sister pounding face for people getting flirty with her. ]
heartboxer: (glances at lack of icons of myself)

[personal profile] heartboxer 2014-08-21 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose he's lucky that you considered him a student, considering how, if you considered him to be fruitless, he probably wouldn't get a second chance to demonstrate what he's learned.

[ that part kinda scares and unnerves Armstrong, but, since she didn't actually kill anyone there's nothing to stand up to. ]
heartboxer: (wait it's actually just campbell's)

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[personal profile] heartboxer 2014-08-23 08:05 am (UTC)(link)
You would end up in a lot of trouble for killing him temporarily, Olivier. [ He doesn't want to see his older sister get arrested. That would put quite a damper on his time here! ]

Everyone who learns is a student. In his case, you were just the sternest [ read: most violent. ] teacher he's ever going to meet. Hopefully he'll carry his lesson for life. [ Armstrong is really trying his best to keep a straight face here, but the corner of his lips start to twitch. Realizing that he could break the ~illusion~, he quickly "accidentally" switches it to voice. ]

Darn these uncoordinated fingers! I think it's time they upgraded my communication device for someone more fitting of my size!
heartboxer: (and i do my little turn on the catwalk)

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[personal profile] heartboxer 2014-08-25 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
Yes! I was wondering if you would be interested in dinner with me and the Elrics and the other Amestrians here we're so fond of. [ read: not lust. Also, the video comes back on because Armstrong can manage a straight face. ] Also, have you learned your abilities and powers yet sister?!
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[personal profile] heartboxer 2014-08-26 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
So we can catch up on each other's lives and see how everyone is doing! [ isn't that reason enough???? ]

Ooh! Then tell me, good sister, what have the Heropa porters blessed you with? I know your talents must be superior to my shirt regeneration.
heartboxer: (maes how do you think pregnancy works jw)

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[personal profile] heartboxer 2014-08-30 10:40 am (UTC)(link)
Anything? You mean, if I were to arm you with a cup you'd be able to fight effectively enough with it take out a dozen beginner soldiers?

[ I mean, Olivier can do that with bare hands alone but let's see where this goes!!! ]
heartboxer: (amestris next top model)

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[personal profile] heartboxer 2014-09-02 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
I still think you would make your way through a group of men with a butter knife alone, but the sword is always preferable. I can't imagine a world where you do not possess the sacred family heirloom! It is clearly your signature!

[ Although Armstrong is totally picturing Olivier just shoving a butter knife down their throat for the most uncomfortable suffocation ever. ]
heartboxer: (I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH)

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[personal profile] heartboxer 2014-09-04 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
You must care about the Armstrong family heirloom! [ world's greatest reasoning incoming in 3...2...1... ] It's the Armstrong family heirloom! [ WHAT GREAT SCIENCE. ]

That's quite the valuable skill! I believe it's a testament to your resourcefulness, dear sister!
heartboxer: (and we'll never be ROYULLLLLZZZZZ)

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[personal profile] heartboxer 2014-09-09 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ but sister it is the armstrong family heirloom!! How can you be so unassuming about such a great artifact! ]

Perhaps its with items with no offensive purposes at all, like lotion bottles. Still, I am sure if you put yourself out there you will find someone willing to train with you. You don't even have to be specific about your powers!
heartboxer: (armstrong all on his mouf like lickahhh)

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[personal profile] heartboxer 2014-09-16 05:59 am (UTC)(link)
Blind the opponent for a brutal, close ranged combat attack? Sounds like Armstrong thought I'm familiar with!

If not, I would be interested in helping you hone your skills.
Edited 2014-09-16 05:59 (UTC)
heartboxer: (where the hell are my eyebrows)

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[personal profile] heartboxer 2014-09-19 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you are aware that those are not the only abilities Heropa has gifted me with! [ did you forget super strength and alchemy??? ]