maskormenace | THE MAJORITY REPORT: JANUARY 20TH, 2019

THE MAJORITY REPORT: JANUARY 20TH, 2019The new year kicked off with a FABULOUS Swear-In!, a real treat for imPorts! Hopefully you had a chance to rub shoulders with your peers at this thrilling location.

OH FOR HUX SAKE
As seen in the official press release circulating throughout the Porter Cities.
PRESS RELEASE FROM AEGIS FORCE: All citizens in the Porter Cities are advised to be on the lookout for the imPort super-criminal, ARMITAGE HUX. Hux is currently wanted for charges including arson, attempted purchase of a biological toxin as a weapon, and assaulting an Aegis agent while resisting arrest. His known powers include the generation of fire from his hands. He is described as a pale ginger-haired man with a loud voice.

Hux was last spotted in Maurtia Falls, and has been working as a freelance business consultant. Anyone encountering him is urged to exercise caution, as he is believed to be extremely dangerous. Take note of the attached file photo and notify the police or contact Aegis Force if you see this man or have any information on his activities that may be helpful to this investigation.

PASS ME THE TAHANI SAUCE
As seen in everything ever:
Have you heard about Tahani Al-Jamil? Of course you have, darling. She is the newest, brightest imPort SUPER NOVA since Tony Stark had his last Elon Muskesque meltdown. Rumor has it that Versace is begging for a modeling contract with her. Have you looked at your local supermarket tabloids recently? She's allegedly had a romantic night with Frederick Chilton, has been proposed to by Danger, and is currently hiding the body of Momo Yaoyorozu, whom she murdered. What a delightful, elegant rascal! Easy to see why Tahani is the toast of Maurtia Falls!

What will she do next?

GOT YOUR NUMBERS CHANNEL
As heard on the AM radio airwaves of Jeopardy in repeat:
"Due to the revealing data of new ears on this channel, we cannot continue to operate under this scrutiny. Wouldn't you agree, Ken Kaneki? Jacob Taylor? Urdr? It is wiser that we stop... On this channel.

May she forgive us all."

I SPYDER WITH MY LITTLE EYE
As seen around Jeopardy:
Little neon, rubber spiders have seemed to infest the city of Jeopardy. Seems like an expensive joke -- all of these spiders have a large, grinning smile carved into what would be their faces. Thousands upon thousands of these bright little, inch-long spiders have been showering the city of Jeopardy since Sunday morning. What a bizarre prank, but it seems harmless enough.

CODE SWITCH
The Homeland Security Advisory System has moved from ELECTRIC SLIDE BLUE to TIFFANY BLUE, since she's been talking shit about Tahani probably.

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Have you got history with him?

We do, as a matter of fact. He's from the same galaxy as me, just a different time. He's a genocidal maniac with the blood of five planets on his hands.

Here, though. He and I have some. Personal history.

So I've heard. It's amazing what kind of people the Porter dumps on us, isn't it?

If you're willing to give a statement, it could be a big help. We need to know what else he's been up to. I've got the feeling that the charges in the press release are just the tip of a big iceberg.

You're telling me.

Alright. I'll give a statement. It's been a while since this happened, but if this can give you a better idea of the ways in which he operates, than I want to help.

Hux latched onto me right away, as soon as I got here. He attacked me at my very first Swear In when he found out who I was, and once more in a public bookstore before I managed to get him off me. Burned my arm and neck. He tormented my friends, yes, but not to the extent he went after me.

The people in our galaxy, well. There are people from both sides of the war, so we put a truce in place. He's kept to it, too. Though if he's on the run now, he may be willing to forsake that.

[Jacob's recording the whole thing, but he's also taking notes by hand as well. It helps him think, picking out the key points, processing.]

Got it. We'll have to assume that everyone on the other side of this truce is a potential target for him. If any of your friends need protection, let us know and we'll see what we can do.

[He frowns as he speaks, not at Bodhi but at what he's experienced. This is half the reason Jacob decided Aegis was needed- the knowledge that only the barest fraction of imPort crimes ever went big enough to become public knowledge, let alone result in justice.]

Any reason in particular why he came after you so hard?

Though I don't think he'd want a personal detail, or if Hux would be stupid enough to try anything with him being a more public figure, he and Poe Dameron also have a personal history.

But I'll let others know about the offer, though.

[ ho boy, welcome to the oh so complicated and wonderful history of their galaxy. trust him, Jacob, if you're tired the politics and fighting amongst this group, so is he. ]

It's... to do with who I was, back home. Hux is about thirty years after my death, but before I died - I did something. Defected, delivered a message to the Rebels about a weapon they'd built so that it'd be destroyed.

I'm just a cargo pilot. He lost his own planet killer due to a defected Stormtrooper, and maybe I was the next best thing for him to take his anger out on.

[He has two Imperials and a Rebel on his team, and the Rebel killed one of the Imperials. He hates this Galaxy so much.]

That's sick. He targeted you just as a... scapegoat. Couldn't solve his own problems, so he found someone to take it out on.

I'm sorry it's taken so long for somebody to do something about him, Bodhi. I know justice here isn't what it should be.

[Understatement.]

[ that's the Worst ]

Thanks Jacob. I'm just -- glad that something is being done about him, now. If it stops him from hurting anyone else, it's enough for me.

[ for him, and everyone else he's hurt or attacked -- ]

I'm sure I don't need to tell you to not underestimate how dangerous he is. Good luck in getting him.

You've got it. We'll be on our guard. And if he ever threatens you again, we can come to you.

Maybe it would be a good idea to know where you live and work, just in case.

I'll keep you informed.

I'm a pilot with the Air Force, I work on base. And I live outside Nonah with Poe Dameron and a few others - Base One. He can literally move the structure if Hux found out where we're located.

That's good. Even Hux isn't stupid enough to attack guarded locations like those. And if he ever does, we'll come running.

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