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[batricide]

You know, I've been at this a long time, and the fact that so-called heroes are incapable of basic pattern recognition blows my mind.

[ Damian clicks his tongue, a sharp little tt. Thanks to a brush with some Red Kryptonite he's not being shy about his utter disdain for your average kind of superheroing. ]

How many times does someone have to let monsters go free to service their own conscience and keep this little heroc farce going before they're just as culpable for their crimes? Throw them in the same prison they just busted out of, that's basically just a slap on the wrist. Why is anyone surprised when they just turn around and start killing agan? Anybody could solve the problem at the root, but they don't because that'd just kill their little ego trip.

Really, if you ask me? Some people just deserve to die.

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[dragony]

If you're talking about humans, then talk about humans. I understand that you're an idiot, but that's no excuse to lump beasts and monsters into your diatribe just because your vocabulary sucks.

[nightmarist]

Thank you.

[ Why do humans keep doing this??? ]

[dragony]

Of course. Ugh, it's just so annoying, isn't it? "Oh, he killed so many people, what a monster," "oh, I don't fit in with the other girls, I feel like a monster."

No, that's just humans being the worst, like always.

[nightmarist]

It's annoying the shit outta me lately. You spend your whole life in the closet, finally land in a world where there are other people like you, and then you've got humans showing up and talking about how monsters need to die all over again. Some of us have PTSD, Greg. Easy on the internet hate speech.

[hatestrashcans]

[ Marco snorts - what, it's funny! ]

We should have a language guide.

[nightmarist]

[ It is funny. ]

I'm sure as fuck not volunteering.

[dragony]

Technically, I know it wouldn't help, but... it's always really tempting to bring out a real monster versus these types and have them dropped in the middle of the Atlantic.

I'm sure they'd survive, but at least it'd shut them up for a while.

[nightmarist]

Some would call it excessive, but I'm not one of those people. Let's do it. Let's drop them into the ocean.

[batricide]

Are you seriously whining about the use of the word monster?

[nightmarist]

Yes. My God, show some fucking cultural sensitivity.

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[batricide]

No, I'm not just talking about humans. If I was talking about humans I'd talk about humans. What are you, stupid?

[dragony]

Mmm, no. It sounds like you're just talking about humans, don't like admitting you're wrong, and are backtracking very poorly.

No points for trying.

[batricide]

Shockingly, not every problem in the known universe is caused by humanity.

[dragony]

Oh, I'm sure it's not.

But... your first, incredibly basic and, functionally, useless solution is "let's just kill them," you're... obviously working on human parameters. A human scale. Human limitations.

I mean... you kill an imPort, you know we'll just resurrect in like two days, right? That doesn't actually solve your problem, you know. It just means you don't know where your problem is anymore. And most of us still count as human. The ones that don't, half of them can't actually die to begin with. You do realize that, don't you?

[hatestrashcans]

Actually, I can contribute that other species also consider murder and genocide viable solutions to problems!

Aw, the whole galaxy does has something in common, I just realized. How wholesome.

[batricide]

Oh please. You have no idea what parameters I'm working with.

[ He's rolling his eyes, because Damian Wayne is a mature guy who handles his problems with nuance and maturity and not mockery and dismissal even when valid points are presented. ]

I've dealt with unkillable criminals before. There are solutions to that problem that can be overcome with basic creative thinking and problem-solving.

[crassidy]

Right? Always easier to blame folk like us than face the real bleedin' problem, is what it is.

[hampire]

Won't somebody think of the monsters?

[crassidy]

Don't you start...

[hampire]

[yes he will thank you very much]

Such a poor misunderstood group, don't you think?

[crassidy]

[Dammit Eccarius.]

And you're the worst of 'em.

[dragony]

Humans really are the same everywhere.

[crassidy]

There's one constant in the multiple universes, I guess.

[dragony]

Ugh.

[crassidy]

They aren't happy unless they got some other folk to blame, I know that much.