text - be gay do crimes

[h2no]

so what the fuck is up with that persistent urge to ruin your own life?

Comments

[justlittle]

They sure are.
The defining event which distinguishes my Earth from every other Earth I've heard of won't even happen until 2086.

[h2no]

what is it?
maybe something similar happened in my world too

[justlittle]

An alien race called the Formics invaded Earth and tried to terraform it.

[h2no]

well,
there are alien pokémon
so entirely possible

these formics wouldn't happen to be tiny and green with phsyic powers would they

[justlittle]

No. They look like giant ants. Although they do seem to communicate somewhat telepathically.

[h2no]

they sound gross
we have giant ants but they're not telepathic
they're just made of steel

cw: xenocide

[justlittle]

Yeah, well, we don't have the Formics anymore.
The war is over. They're all dead.

Re: cw: xenocide

[h2no]

guess their plan wasnt very bouyANT

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[justlittle]

Wow. Okay. Again?

[h2no]

post-mortem disrespect

[justlittle]

If that's what you want to tell yourself. Sure.

[h2no]

is that not literally what it is

[justlittle]

Technically, yes.
I just don't see the point in making bad jokes about it.

[h2no]

sometimes that's all you can do
would you rather i insult what the people of your planet went through by giving you pity?

[justlittle]

[ ....... ]

Fine.

Got any more animal puns?

[h2no]

i can't think of them on the spot!

arceus i don't know
what do you say when an onix busts out the wall next to you

[justlittle]

What the fuck is an onix?

[h2no]

it most certainly isn't a rude little turd

[justlittle]

Fine.

What do you say when an onix (whatever that is) busts out of the wall next to you?

I'm on tenter hooks.

[h2no]

that was








onixpected

[justlittle]

[ A minute later, after a good, healthy groan. ]

...Right.

Now, will you tell me what an onix is?

[h2no]

rock snake
that's not a dick joke
it's literally a giant 30ft snake made out of living rock

cw: gross talk

[justlittle]

Does it eat and shit like a normal living animal?

Re: cw: gross talk

[h2no]

yes
it's huge
and nasty

[justlittle]

Are its shits made of rock too?