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Phoenix Wright ([personal profile] mightiswright) wrote in [community profile] maskormenace2014-03-14 06:58 pm

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[ the video turns on to show Phoenix looking off at something off screen for a moment almost pensively before looking dead on at the camera with a small smile. ]

I've found myself dealt a hand of cards I'm not sure how to play. ...What makes a hero? Someone who champions the weak... or maybe even just someone who helps as much as they can? Is it the intent, or is it the ability?

[ he pauses for a moment to let that hang up in the air for a minute before chuckling. ] I don't suppose there's some kind of school where we can learn all about Superhero 101, like using superpowers responsibly, for example. Or maybe to compare techniques for rescuing cats out of trees. [ ha ha ha. ]

I suppose I should introduce myself. My name is Phoenix Wright, piano player, and now official superhero. My resume is certainly receiving a long-awaited upgrade, though not exactly the way I expected. [ he has a small chuckle at that, because he can think of so many people more suited to being a bona fide superhero than him. ]

I'm curious about the state of law and law enforcement in this city. If you'll humour me, I'd appreciate anyone involved with the law here to speak up. Or contact me privately.

Oh, and one final thing. Residents of house #25 or anyone nearby. I've contained the fire, but need some help putting it out. [ this is accompanied by a relaxed smile that is wholly inappropriate for his words. what fire, you ask? well, let no one say Phoenix Wright doesn't so much enter a world as crash into it. ]

[ OOC NOTE: text in blue brackets represents Phoenix's own inner narrative, or basically his thoughts! ]
boobwindow: (do he got a booty)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2014-03-15 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
According to them, the Porter provides this knowledge.

[ She doesn't believe it, but breaking into a military base is not the wisest idea right now. ]
boobwindow: (deep femdom thoughts)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2014-03-15 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
It's more of a sentient AI, I'd say. The Porter in the other universe was.

No idea whose bright idea that was.
boobwindow: (quick change activate!)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2014-03-15 08:24 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, right.

[ It's tiresome to repeat this, but it's important to her. For them to know, too. ]

Some of us were stuck in another universe before we were ported here.
boobwindow: (who invited the hal fan over)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2014-03-16 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
In some ways. The level of technology and aesthetics are different.

And the government wasn't that invested in us.
boobwindow: (insert joke about nyc cabs)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2014-03-17 02:18 pm (UTC)(link)
For one, the government didn't disallow us from traveling out of the country. Certain countries had banned imPorts from entering their borders, but mostly we could go places without being slapped with a warning. They also didn't have files on us, nor did they tell us we had to register with them.
boobwindow: (physical with the blind doctor)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2014-03-18 10:15 am (UTC)(link)
Bingo.

imPorts were brought in the previous universe as a chunk of the police disappeared five years ago. I don't know the whole story behind that; I'd only arrived five months before everything went to hell.
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[personal profile] boobwindow 2014-03-19 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
[ She doesn't laugh. In fact, she doesn't sound too impressed by the joke. ]

I'm not sure what's funny about good men and women disappearing.
boobwindow: (judomaster calls him what)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2014-03-19 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
If they did, I wasn't around for it.
boobwindow: (quick change activate!)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2014-03-19 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Because it was before my time. I hadn't even been in the City a year before that world died.
boobwindow: (sympathy for the devil monkey)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2014-03-19 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[ She sighs. ]

The Porter from that universe apparently saved us by sending us here.
boobwindow: (deep femdom thoughts)

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[personal profile] boobwindow 2014-03-19 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
What are you thinking?

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