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[glowsferatu]

i need the name of every criminal defense attorney you can think of
thank you

voice, evening

[siriusly]

Aa, hey-- Nonah folks on here? If you here some bangs that are definitely not guns, that'll probably be bottle rockets in mailboxes? I caught a couple kids a block or so from the brown line lighting them up...uh, and apparently they're in a competition with some other kids from another school?

I didn't catch where; one of the moms showed up and...well, that was pretty much that. [sigh. and you don't really intervene in mom law when you're the stranger.

after a beat:] But, but if you're not the sort who'd know the difference between a gunshot and a mailbox getting blasted out, then you should treat it as something worse anyway! But maybe don't panic right away...

Is this kind of a thing? I mean, I'm getting the fireworks thing well enough, but I've not heard it's a thing to let kids run around with the stuff. That part's a little...I dunno.

Anyway-- [anyway, turn it off before saying that's all, folks.]

video;

[dogsled]

[ After his last appearance on the network, Fraser's post this time is a little more subdued. Well okay, he's not in the middle of a power ballad, but not everything is normal in the House of Fraser this afternoon. He's dressed in his uniform, because he has appearances to make later on in the day, but predominate in the video feed is his surroundings. Stacks of envelopes to either side on the desk, a handful of jewelery in reds and silvers and golds, all with...maple leaf motifs. Then in the background flags and stacks of T-shirts and a bizarre cuckoo clock, saddle cloths, dog coats and horse blankets and even a heap of red and white bunting. All of it Canada themed.

Fraser is rubbing at his temple as he begins to speak. ] On this day in 1867, the North America Act was brought into effect, merging New Brunswick, Nova Scotia and the United Province of Canada into a single country, hitherto named Canada. Today, we celebrate June 1st as Canada Day, but only as a result of the actions of a small group who slipped the motion to rename it past Parliament, and consequently through the actions of Prime Minister Diefenbaker--

[ At this point there's a bark from off screen. ] Yes, that Diefenbaker. [ Another bark, a little meaner this time. ] No, I will not get to the point--I mean. [ Fraser faltered. ] I mean, I... Of course I will.

[ Now Fraser rubs at the back of his neck awkwardly, then looks back at the video. ] Well, in any case, what I'm trying to say is that although I am of course very grateful for the passion of my fans and followers, Canada Day, despite being popularly considered to be the birthday of-- [ Diefenbaker whines again, firmly. ] Well, there really isn't any need to give gifts, and if there is anyone who would care for a T-shirt or two, or ten... You'd be most welcome.

[ Diefenbaker gives another urgent peel of wolf grousing murmurs, and so as Fraser turns off the feed he's heard to remark: ] It doesn't matter what you say, I have no intention of trading T-shirts for junk food just because you say you're hungry. I fed you less than an hour ago.