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[fuckhammer]

Alright, this is fucked up. I showed up just when the protests ended? That's lame as hell! What kind of sad, pathetic dickheads only have the stamina to riot for a day? That's barely even foreplay!
Ugh, whatever.
I'm gonna keep this murder train rolling. Anyone with a good stabbing arm who knows how to throw a brick or start a fire, hit me up! We'll show those capitalist fuckwits a thing or two about civil rights or whatever.

[ what were those natives rioting about again? capitalism? imports? something. he doesn't care. ]

Also, shit! I've said it before and I'll say it again - body mods might last forever, but the shock value of seeing 'em sure doesn't.
I cut off one of my own horns! Nobody around here gives a fuck! I need something metal as all hell to really shake my image up.
Tattoos of badass shit! Jagged pieces of steel I can cram into my body! I need suggestions, so. Tell me about the work you got done.
I'm done. LAVEY OUT

(no subject)

[revolutionrocks]

[Video; open]

[Hello imPort network, there's a pile of rocks peering at you, albeit one with discernible facial features and limbs—one of which is being waved in a friendly fashion. When the rock-pile speaks, it's with a high lilting, almost delicate-sounding voice, polite and amiable, with an accent reminiscent of New Zealand, although given his physiology, it's probably unlikely he's actually from there. All-in-all, it sounds a bit incongruous coming from a rather formidable-looking stone man, needless to say.

He reels off the following as if it's a well-practiced speech-]

A lot of you are probably thinking, 'Is there a big pile of rocks talking to me right now?' If that's indeed what you're thinking, then you'd be correct. But just to elaborate on that, I'm also a Being. Allow me to introduce myself; my name is Korg, lately of the planet Sakaar, originally from the planet Ria, used to hang out for a while on one of Saturn's moons. I'm a Kronan, but you needn't be alarmed, as I'm not here to conquer Earth and impose a military dictatorship, which some of us have attempted to do in the past. Possibly more than once. So. Sorry about that?

[There's a small pause while he gives the screen a heartfelt remorseful look.]

Right then. Moving on.

Stop me if you've heard this one– 'What did the alien say to the garden?' 'Take me to your weeder!'

Just a little invasion joke for you. [tee hee]

Oh and also, I'm looking for a friend of mine—his name is Miek and he's a three-foot-tall insect with knives for hands, who may or may not be laying piles of eggs.

( video )

[determinans]

[ in the video feed, what seems to be a young human man straightens up and adjusts his tie. on his right temple, a small circular LED glows a soft blue, and on his blazer, there's a similar glowing blue armband and a white stitched model number on the same side.

he offers a small, polite smile, hands lowering out of the frame. ]

Hello. My name is Connor, and I'm an android from an alternate version of Earth. I'm a specialized prototype, actually, with somewhat unique necessities for continued function. It unfortunately means that my recent arrival has left me a little-- [ he pauses, head tilting faintly as he searches for an appropriate word. ] --unprepared. While there are several items that would be helpful to have on hand, I do need access to thirium, which you might consider my 'blood', or a viable alternative. I'm.. open to suggestions.

[ a beat, LED flickering yellow as his lips tilt downward faintly. ] .. Also, my capabilities are definitely wasted on the job I was assigned. [ that LED is an almost solid yellow now, something in his expression just a little cautious. ] I.. saw nothing to indicate that androids have anything less than equal rights here, but if anyone knows otherwise, I'd like to know before I try to apply for more appropriate employment. Thank you.

one | text -> voice

[prayercycles]

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[ So, clearly there's...something going on here. See, when you're permanently blinded, and then find yourself in a world where you're suddenly with eyes again, and also in another world in the first place, you don't really think to ask about accessibility functions on your communicator. For when your new eyes stop working. Because that can happen. He's not here to ask whether that's a blessing or a curse, though- he wouldn't dare.

Fortunato is the opposite of the type that usually asks for help, but this is a bit dire. There's a few more strings of aimless text before, finally, his fingers find where the voice function is. ]

Oh. Is this- [ A pause. Hm. ]

Is there a method to...have text be read out loud, in some way? On these devices. [ Another pause. ] Thank you.

[ Did...did that even go through? ]

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[onlydoubts]

[ it's been a fun couple of days, Bodhi is sporting a literal black eye and concussion after the protests (thank u Hux) which is why he's opting for voice on this. there's a moment of silence, yip of a dog and the owner talking to the animal briefly, unintelligibly. ]

I'm not sure if this is something worth celebrating or if I should ignore it completely, because I didn't think I'd be here this long, but... it's been a year for me, now. 

Those who have been here that long, what did you do, then? 

1st ♒ text;

[unconchonable]

you knoww ivve seen a lot a shit
probably a lot more than all you pink-skinned sacks a red swwill combined really
but i aint evver seen the sheer bloody AUDACITY that is needed to do the wwrong thats been done to me
like dont get me fuckin wwrong here bein on this dirtball of a planet could be wworse ivve seen and dealt wwith wworse and this pathetic lil planet aint shit
a swwim through a lake really
but wwas it truly fuckin NECESSARY that i havve to look like one a you hornless an finless ANIMALS
i mean i knoww you guys aint the type to be able to comprehend the dowwnright MAJESTY of wwhat a superior bein looks like let alone the shinin example of wwhat a kickass royal fuckin troll SHOULD be and all especially wwith those inferior sponges in your pans but talk about loww
if i find out wwhos responsible for this ill be sure to kick his spinal crevvice to your borin singular moon and then some
regardless i think im getting awway from myself here
i actually wwanted to see if there wwere any other trolls among you slack-jawwed creatures
or am i the only one to make it here
not that i really care either wway
just call it idle curiosity