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maskormenace2015-01-17 01:05 pm
nostalgiabomb) wrote in maskormenace2015-01-17 01:05 pm
Entry tags:
- mackenzie "kenzi" malikov | n/a,
- marceline abadeer | the vampire queen,
- stiles stilinski | n/a,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † death | didi,
- † edward elric | the fullmetal alchemist,
- † felicity smoak | n/a,
- † hartley rathaway | the pied piper,
- † hazel lockwood | n/a,
- † hiccup horrendous haddock iii | n/a,
- † jacob taylor | the protector,
- † james jesse | the trickster,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † kaine parker | scarlet spider,
- † kasumi goto | n/a,
- † kate kane | batwoman,
- † lana baumgartner | bombshell,
- † loki laufeyson | n/a,
- † mary watson | chímaira,
- † natasha romanoff | black widow,
- † peter petrelli | n/a,
- † peter quill | star-lord,
- † rocket raccoon | n/a,
- † verity willis | n/a,
- † wally west | kid flash,
- † will graham | wolf trap,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
01 ▷ video
[ Hello, network. The feed opens up to shelves and shelves of stuff -- stereos, power tools, appliances, speakers, the works. You name it, you see it. There's even a display rack of guitars hanging on one wall along with amplifiers. And, whoa, hey, was that a horse from a carousel? What the heck?
Today you'll be treated to the dulcet tones of Rupert Holmes' voice as he sings "Escape," though the music is indistinct and soft, almost as if it were playing over headphones. ]
Okay, look-- [ The camera flips around to a dude looking pretty aggravated, and-- oh, hey, those headphones we mentioned earlier are hanging around his neck. ] --I've only been working here for, like, a day or two? But I think it's time for some serious changes. So we're implementing a new rule at the pawn shop, alright? If you're gonna mess around with the guitars, the following songs are now banned.
[ He ticks them off on his fingers as he names them: ]
"Smoke on the Water." "Sweet Child of Mine." "Back in Black." "Purple Haze." "Crazy Train."
And "Stairway to" friggin' "Heaven."
We all get it, rock star. You kinda know your way around a guitar, and you kinda know, like, the first couple bars of the cool parts, but you're seriously not impressin' anyone with your half-remembered riffs.
So to anyone who wants to come in and plans on playing even one note of those songs -- and trust me, I'll know, -- be advised: I have guns. I will use them with extreme prejudice.
[ He pauses for a beat, scrunching up his lips, then he shrugs. ]
Pretty sure that's it. Have a good one.
[ -- and the video ends. ]
Today you'll be treated to the dulcet tones of Rupert Holmes' voice as he sings "Escape," though the music is indistinct and soft, almost as if it were playing over headphones. ]
Okay, look-- [ The camera flips around to a dude looking pretty aggravated, and-- oh, hey, those headphones we mentioned earlier are hanging around his neck. ] --I've only been working here for, like, a day or two? But I think it's time for some serious changes. So we're implementing a new rule at the pawn shop, alright? If you're gonna mess around with the guitars, the following songs are now banned.
[ He ticks them off on his fingers as he names them: ]
"Smoke on the Water." "Sweet Child of Mine." "Back in Black." "Purple Haze." "Crazy Train."
And "Stairway to" friggin' "Heaven."
We all get it, rock star. You kinda know your way around a guitar, and you kinda know, like, the first couple bars of the cool parts, but you're seriously not impressin' anyone with your half-remembered riffs.
So to anyone who wants to come in and plans on playing even one note of those songs -- and trust me, I'll know, -- be advised: I have guns. I will use them with extreme prejudice.
[ He pauses for a beat, scrunching up his lips, then he shrugs. ]
Pretty sure that's it. Have a good one.
[ -- and the video ends. ]
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Still got you talkin' to me, then.
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