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maskormenace2015-03-09 08:10 pm
cigarchomping) wrote in maskormenace2015-03-09 08:10 pm
Entry tags:
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- † aracely penalba | hummingbird,
- † ash crimson | n/a,
- † carl grimes | n/a,
- † clark kent | superman,
- † croach | the tracker,
- † garfield logan | beast boy,
- † hank pym | giant-man,
- † hazel lockwood | n/a,
- † hime shirayuki | cure princess,
- † ira gamagori | n/a,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † jessica drew | black widow,
- † kaine parker | scarlet spider,
- † kay faraday | great thief yatagarasu,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † louis bloom | n/a,
- † maedhros | gwestbarthant,
- † matt murdock | daredevil,
- † may "mayday" parker | spider-girl,
- † motoko kusanagi | the major,
- † normie osborn | n/a,
- † peter parker | spider-man,
- † riku | darkeater,
- † robbie baldwin | speedball,
- † roxy lalonde | rogue of void,
- † sabriel | abhorsen,
- † spot conlon | king of brooklyn,
- † tony stark | iron man,
- † winry rockbell | n/a
FIRST ISSUE; video - possible action for roommates
[ Those lurking the comm the afternoon of March 9th will spot Jolly Jonah himself staring near aimlessly into the camera. The man is sitting on a brown recliner, and he's tired. It not hard to tell, especially given the pile of paper that can be seen just out of the frame and the fact that there are at least 8 stogies in the ash tray next to him. He's got a new one in his mouth right now, actually!
But still, for as tired as he looks, you'd never guess that by the way he speaks. While most new imPorts have a reputation for being rather displeased with being so rudely yanked from their homes, JJ's overall demeanor is...surprisingly pleasing. So much so, that he begins speaking at a mile a minute as soon as the video turns on. ]
Well, it's about damn time somebody recognized my heroics! Looks like whoever's doing the import thing is finally makin' some steps in the right direction, eh? I mean, just reading about some of the weirdos you've brought in before me? Glad to see you're starting to pick out some upstanding citizens like myself!
[ He taps his cigar against the ashtray next to him, getting rid of the excess ash. Some gets on the arm of the chair, but J.J. doesn't flinch at that. ]
In fact, I recommend that whoever is running this damn thing pick out my son next! John Jameson, real American hero, that one! Don't bring in my wife, though. Lord knows that I could barely stand her back in New York, can't deal with all the friggin' nagging she'd do down here.
[ Suddenly, his entire demeanor changes. He now speaks to the camera head-on, dissuading any need for tangents. He's large and in charge and everybody has to know. ]
You can call me J. Jonah Jameson! Why am I telling you this, you might ask? Well, maybe if you stopped askin' so many damn questions in the first place and let someone with intelligence speak, I could tell you! Anyway, point is, that is a name you ingrates are gonna be hearing a lot from now on. See, back where I come from, I was a pretty big deal! Nobody wanted to mess with the likes of me!
So, for all of the so-called "vigilantes" out there? There's a new hero in town and the only superpower he needs is the power of the press!
But still, for as tired as he looks, you'd never guess that by the way he speaks. While most new imPorts have a reputation for being rather displeased with being so rudely yanked from their homes, JJ's overall demeanor is...surprisingly pleasing. So much so, that he begins speaking at a mile a minute as soon as the video turns on. ]
Well, it's about damn time somebody recognized my heroics! Looks like whoever's doing the import thing is finally makin' some steps in the right direction, eh? I mean, just reading about some of the weirdos you've brought in before me? Glad to see you're starting to pick out some upstanding citizens like myself!
[ He taps his cigar against the ashtray next to him, getting rid of the excess ash. Some gets on the arm of the chair, but J.J. doesn't flinch at that. ]
In fact, I recommend that whoever is running this damn thing pick out my son next! John Jameson, real American hero, that one! Don't bring in my wife, though. Lord knows that I could barely stand her back in New York, can't deal with all the friggin' nagging she'd do down here.
[ Suddenly, his entire demeanor changes. He now speaks to the camera head-on, dissuading any need for tangents. He's large and in charge and everybody has to know. ]
You can call me J. Jonah Jameson! Why am I telling you this, you might ask? Well, maybe if you stopped askin' so many damn questions in the first place and let someone with intelligence speak, I could tell you! Anyway, point is, that is a name you ingrates are gonna be hearing a lot from now on. See, back where I come from, I was a pretty big deal! Nobody wanted to mess with the likes of me!
So, for all of the so-called "vigilantes" out there? There's a new hero in town and the only superpower he needs is the power of the press!
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