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[spidersense]

[ name attached is still jessica drew ]

humor me, will you guys? two truths, one lie.
if you don't know how to play, essentially, you spot the lie. I'll start.

1. I have an IQ of 140+.
2. a two-eyed no-horned floating purple people eater tried to eat my planet.
3. I'm related to Octodad.

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[112ounces]

I'm guessing 3.

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[tadeadshi]

[On instinct, he wants to say 2 but after some stuff he's heard around this network it might not be too far off...]

Gonna guess #3.

[sewoften]

Octodad?

[ #failure to play the game, but curious what that means ]

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[unbreaker]

[No! No fair! Everyone's picking 3! He doesn't want to copy them, either, but...it's so absurd sounding that it's just gotta be the lie, right?!

...well, whatever.

Going out on a limb to be different here.]

I'm gonna guess 1! Not...not to be insulting or anything, though!

[luckynumber42]

[Well, before he can answer, first things first.]

Who's Octodad?

[notyourfathersosborn]

3, since I have no idea what an Octodad is.

[spidersense]

what do you mean Octodad isn't multi-universal.

your turn.

[spidersense]

isn't that cheating?

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[spidersense]

having a high IQ is less believable than a purple people eater?

[spidersense]

pick and then I'll tell you.

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[spidersense]

bingo. your turn.

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[spidersense]

what gave it away?

you go.

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[unbreaker]

[Look, he doesn't exactly want to talk about people eaters! What's more, the things he's seen...some of them could make heads spin.]

i feel like i can't answer that without sounding like an ass

but the truth is i wanted to say 3 but then everyone else was saying 3 so i just randomly guessed

[Not so randomly. Because the only non people-eating option left was the IQ statement.]

[tadeadshi]

Octodad sounds really familiar. Job not keeping you busy, huh?

1. I'm allergic to sugar-free candy
2. I hate spicy food
3. My little brother will graduate college before me

[notyourfathersosborn]

[It's a few minutes before he replies, as coming up with things is proving harder than he originally thought. Granted, he had some good truths, but they weren't exactly anything he was going to publicly post.]

1. I've lived in the same house my entire life.
2. I won the spelling bee in 3rd grade.
3. My universe's Thor turned one of the original Avengers into a star after they died.

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[hoboagogo]

if its big enough to eat the planet how'd you guys get a look at it?
going with 2

so i give you three back, yeah?

[luckynumber42]

[...yeah okay he can see how that could have been misconstrued. Which means now he has to play the game.

2 is obviously the truth, since he saw it himself through Lana's memories. And he doesn't know anything about whether 1 or 2 are true, but he doesn't want to guess and say 1 is incorrect. He doesn't want to call Spider-Woman unintelligent.

So that just leaves him with 3.]

Okay, then I'm gonna guess #3.

[sewoften]

Then three.

[ since world eating monsters? sure. IQ's? doesn't matter; kind of... like this game.................. ]

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[spidersense]

it's a long story but 2 is a truth; sorry bud.

yeah, go ahead. it's 1 point for me though.

[spidersense]

hmm.

3, because I don't know what the Avengers are.

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[shutterbugged]

I don't know if you're a really bad liar or if our corner of the multiverse is just so weird that people will believe anything.

[spidersense]

ding ding ding.

Octodad's a game.

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[deadtective]

1, obviously. No hyper-intelligent octopus would be wasting time on this network when they could be picking the winners of soccer finals.

[notyourfathersosborn]

It was 1.

The Avengers are a team of superheroes that apparently exist in a few different universes that got brought here. The original team consisted of heroes named Iron Man, Thor, Wasp, Ant-Man, and the Hulk, though it's most famous member is probably Captain America. The team expanded and changed over the years, but those are still the most well known members. [...He might have taken the Avengers Mansion tour a few times.]

/WHOOPS

[hoboagogo]

alright gimme a sec

[GOTTA THINK ABOUT IT because he's so boring]

1. i've been attacked by a big table that juggled torches on a couple occasions
2. i found my pet snake in my backyard in florida
3. i won a hoverboard contest in a nonah skatepark a few months ago