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[spidersense]

[ name attached is still jessica drew ]

humor me, will you guys? two truths, one lie.
if you don't know how to play, essentially, you spot the lie. I'll start.

1. I have an IQ of 140+.
2. a two-eyed no-horned floating purple people eater tried to eat my planet.
3. I'm related to Octodad.

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[112ounces]

I'm guessing 3.

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[spidersense]

what gave it away?

you go.

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[tadeadshi]

[On instinct, he wants to say 2 but after some stuff he's heard around this network it might not be too far off...]

Gonna guess #3.

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[spidersense]

bingo. your turn.

[sewoften]

Octodad?

[ #failure to play the game, but curious what that means ]

[spidersense]

pick and then I'll tell you.

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[unbreaker]

[No! No fair! Everyone's picking 3! He doesn't want to copy them, either, but...it's so absurd sounding that it's just gotta be the lie, right?!

...well, whatever.

Going out on a limb to be different here.]

I'm gonna guess 1! Not...not to be insulting or anything, though!

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[spidersense]

having a high IQ is less believable than a purple people eater?

[luckynumber42]

[Well, before he can answer, first things first.]

Who's Octodad?

[spidersense]

isn't that cheating?

[notyourfathersosborn]

3, since I have no idea what an Octodad is.

[spidersense]

what do you mean Octodad isn't multi-universal.

your turn.

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[hoboagogo]

if its big enough to eat the planet how'd you guys get a look at it?
going with 2

so i give you three back, yeah?

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[spidersense]

it's a long story but 2 is a truth; sorry bud.

yeah, go ahead. it's 1 point for me though.

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[shutterbugged]

I don't know if you're a really bad liar or if our corner of the multiverse is just so weird that people will believe anything.

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[spidersense]

[ oh man it's you. still really awkward!! ]

people tell me all the time that I'm a great liar.

[ is that a lie. we dont know!! ]

are you gonna play?

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[deadtective]

1, obviously. No hyper-intelligent octopus would be wasting time on this network when they could be picking the winners of soccer finals.

[spidersense]

ouch. now I'm offended. also, wrong. 1 is a truth.

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[debauchewy]

mmm 3? and then i suppose i go? ♦

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[spidersense]

3's right. point for you, buddy.

yeah, go ahead.

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[walkingballpit]

Wait, I know this one - two is Galactus.

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[spidersense]

pretend I'm putting my finger to my lips. can't elaborate on anything if you want to play.

[permavoice]

[heartstings]

Am I the only one imagining something really wrong when reading the word Octodad?

[permatext]

[spidersense]

depends on what you're imagining, honestly.

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[animalage]

oh man i love octodad!

the game. not the. yknow. octopus.

aaaaaand in light of that im gonna go with number 3.

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[spidersense]

you're actually the only person who knows what it is. I'm impressed.

your point.

[firstborncopper]

I think I will guess one.

[He's not trying to be insulting. He just doesn't know what an IQ is. They don't bother measuring intelligence in his world.]

[spidersense]

wrong-o. so that's a point for me and it's your turn.

[earnedmystripes]

you know id say 2 but after coming here that probably isnt so farfetched

so uhhh im gonna say 3 even though i dont know who or what octodad is

[spidersense]

that seems to be the common thought process here. a point for you.

permavideo;

[daimeinashi]

Three.

[He's. Not guessing. He already read your replies to other people's answers.]

permatext;

[spidersense]

was it that obvious?

you go.

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[humanistic]

Octodad.

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[spidersense]

your turn.

[industria]

i'm curious about the floating purple people eater.

[spidersense]

he was a giant dude in all purple with this tall hat with these weird appendages.

[voice]

[pariya]

This is supposed to be a game? Well-- I too can spout a whole bunch of words that nobody else is going to understand, but you don't see me doing it!!

[text]

[spidersense]

uh? you alright there?

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[dogsled]

Three; One is reasonable, Two is eminently specific--I wouldn't have guessed that common purple people eaters were behorned; so three, not that I have the remotest idea who "Octodad" is.

I suppose it's my turn, now?

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[spidersense]

well, actually, that was kind of a joke. you know, one eyed one horned flying purple people eater?

but yeah, go ahead.