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[spidersense]

[ name attached is still jessica drew ]

humor me, will you guys? two truths, one lie.
if you don't know how to play, essentially, you spot the lie. I'll start.

1. I have an IQ of 140+.
2. a two-eyed no-horned floating purple people eater tried to eat my planet.
3. I'm related to Octodad.

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[unbreaker]

It's also not a lot of fun to just follow the lead of everyone else!

[But anyway...]

Alright, alright.

1. My mom's young enough to be my dad's daughter.
2. I think I might have been abducted by an alien once.
3. My hairstyle is modeled after Elvis'.

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[spidersense]

what the

is it 1? don't really want to imagine your dad theoretically being into jailbait.

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[unbreaker]

wrroooonnnngggg

he's not into that, btw, he's just...old.

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[spidersense]

I don't think that really helps either, to be honest. but, is it 2 instead?

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[unbreaker]

[There's nothing about the relationship (or lack thereof) between his old man and mom that isn't weird, to be honest. So he is just...not going to comment any further on it.]

that's wrong too!

[Of course it's the most normal sounding one.]

which just leaves 3. my hairstyle's modeled after a guy i met when i was 4. he helped my mom and me when we were in a pinch, really saved my life.

guess that makes it your turn!