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[whathawksdo]

[ Hawke's managed to master the video function!

Only she isn't featuring in said video herself, which, hopefully, will remain that way. Instead, she has the camera pointed at the cluster of dogs lounging around the random bus stop bench she's seated on somewhere in De Chima. The pack consists of dogs of many sizes, breeds, you name it, and not a single one even remotely belongs to her.

Therein lies the problem... ]

Now, the first month of having a very doggy entourage was undoubtedly fun and all, but I've found it actually does begin to wear on you when people start thinking you're stealing their pets on a regular basis.

[ At least the "piles of newspapers fetched and left at door" problem was solved by Dorian traumatizing half the dogs in the neighborhood, so, hey, there's that. ]

There is a way to shut off the random fun powers the porter hands out, isn't there? Just a little? You know, without shutting anything else more important off? If anyone knows, I'm all ears.

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[whathawksdo]

And I do like it when those ways involve giving it all to me...

That might be worth looking into after all.

[selfimage]

And if all goes according to plan, you shouldn't forget person who inspired this lucrative business achievement.

[whathawksdo]

Of course! How could I ever forget such help? I'll make a note to send along all my extra dog treats once my dog walking empire takes off. You certainly earned them.

[selfimage]

[ flatly: ] I'll be sure to keep a few strategically placed cats just in case you become Too Big To Fail.

[ he'll ruin it. hE'LL RUIN IT. ]

[whathawksdo]

Don't be ridiculous. Those cats would never stay put in any one place, strategic or no.

[selfimage]

You doubt my own Porter-given powers? Alas!

[whathawksdo]

Oh, is it dog powers versus cat powers now? Now that, that I would have to see to believe.

[selfimage]

Less the dichotomy and more the practice, really. I could go rabbit. Small, lovable furry animal?

[whathawksdo]

Also a portable back-up dinner.

[selfimage]

The internet thinks very differently from that.

You aren't secretly an Asgardian, are you?

[whathawksdo]

The internet and I haven't had many words since I made an error of judgement with Google, but, no, I'm Fereldan, not Asgardian.