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maskormenace2015-08-04 09:49 am
rathercommon) wrote in maskormenace2015-08-04 09:49 am
Entry tags:
- jonathan crane | scarecrow,
- knock out | n/a,
- tadashi hamada | n/a,
- † april ludgate | janet snakehole,
- † billy kaplan | wiccan,
- † d'artagnan | n/a,
- † dave strider | knight of time,
- † dorian gray | n/a,
- † frederick chilton | chief of staff!!,
- † hartley rathaway | the pied piper,
- † jacob taylor | the protector,
- † jeff winger | wingman,
- † jesse pinkman | diesel,
- † karen starr | power girl,
- † kitty jones | n/a,
- † kotetsu t. kaburagi | wild tiger,
- † michael jon carter | booster gold,
- † minato arisato | n/a,
- † owen burnett (puck) | n/a,
- † raina | n/a,
- † reggie mantle | n/a,
- † riku | darkeater,
- † riza hawkeye | the hawk's eye,
- † sabriel | abhorsen,
- † tachikoma | n/a
video
Hullo, everyone. It's Kitty. I've not been around for a little while, but - I'm back now. In Heropa. And, erm - just for anyone who cares - both Mandrake and Bartimaeus have gone home. So I'm the only one left from my world now.
[ Her expression following that announcement is a mixture of disgust (because that sounded dreary and pathetic, didn't it) and sadness. Then, with a little shake of her head (you can practically hear her telling herself to stiffen her upper lip) she continues on: ]
Right. So - all right. I recently made a rumblr - that's an account on the website rumblr-dot-com - and I've actually managed to get quite a few followers. It turns out people are completely mad for having imPorts friended on social media. Anyway, it's actually really great - there are lots of really worthy causes out there, and when I pick them up they get spread around pretty nicely. It keeps this celebrity thing from being overbearingly stupid. I generally ask my followers to bring causes to my attention. This week I'm trying to help raise funds for maintaining latrines in areas where people practice open defecation. A lack of proper sanitation is linked incredibly closely to higher rates of infant mortality and shorter lifespans, but a billion people in the world live without access to it. And it doesn't take all that much money to make a change. So I'm trying to raise funds for that this week. Next week, we're going to be taking a look at raising money to help with mass deworming.
My rumblr is called 'therealkittyjones,' if anyone wants to follow me.
I'm also looking for people to help out with some fundraising for these causes. I've been in touch with a radio station, and I'm thinking we ought to do a celebrity version of two truths and a lie - in honor of all that rubbish at the last swear-in, you know. What happens is you come onto the program and you give me two true statements and one lie. Listeners go online and they wager five dollars on which one's the lie. If they get it right, they get an autographed picture of you, and if they get it wrong then their money just goes to charity. You'll also put up some of your own money, and if I manage to guess on-air which one's the lie you have to donate too. I've gotten asks for some of the imPorts in particular - [ She leans forward and clicks to another window on her communicator, her eyes moving as she reads. ] So, Superman, Mr Stark, Mr Hundred, Mr Wayne, Mr Gamagori, Mr Taylor, Mr Xanatos, Mr Callaghan, consider yourselves called out - you know, reading off all those men, I just realized how sexist my followers are, eurgh. There are a few women on this list too, but not nearly enough. Olivier, Sabriel, Power Girl...Actually, you know, pretty much everybody's interesting to the locals. I think all of you are on here, the list is like five pages long. We've just got far too many men here, haven't we?
[ And she sits back, her eyes focusing as she comes back to the window of her webcam. ]
Anyway, it'll only take about an hour of your time, and it's for a good cause. A series of good causes. Plus you'll get to talk about yourself, and I've never met anyone who wasn't at least a little bit obsessed with themselves. So...let me know if you're interested and I'll set up all the details.
Right. Anyway, thanks for listening.
[ Her expression following that announcement is a mixture of disgust (because that sounded dreary and pathetic, didn't it) and sadness. Then, with a little shake of her head (you can practically hear her telling herself to stiffen her upper lip) she continues on: ]
Right. So - all right. I recently made a rumblr - that's an account on the website rumblr-dot-com - and I've actually managed to get quite a few followers. It turns out people are completely mad for having imPorts friended on social media. Anyway, it's actually really great - there are lots of really worthy causes out there, and when I pick them up they get spread around pretty nicely. It keeps this celebrity thing from being overbearingly stupid. I generally ask my followers to bring causes to my attention. This week I'm trying to help raise funds for maintaining latrines in areas where people practice open defecation. A lack of proper sanitation is linked incredibly closely to higher rates of infant mortality and shorter lifespans, but a billion people in the world live without access to it. And it doesn't take all that much money to make a change. So I'm trying to raise funds for that this week. Next week, we're going to be taking a look at raising money to help with mass deworming.
My rumblr is called 'therealkittyjones,' if anyone wants to follow me.
I'm also looking for people to help out with some fundraising for these causes. I've been in touch with a radio station, and I'm thinking we ought to do a celebrity version of two truths and a lie - in honor of all that rubbish at the last swear-in, you know. What happens is you come onto the program and you give me two true statements and one lie. Listeners go online and they wager five dollars on which one's the lie. If they get it right, they get an autographed picture of you, and if they get it wrong then their money just goes to charity. You'll also put up some of your own money, and if I manage to guess on-air which one's the lie you have to donate too. I've gotten asks for some of the imPorts in particular - [ She leans forward and clicks to another window on her communicator, her eyes moving as she reads. ] So, Superman, Mr Stark, Mr Hundred, Mr Wayne, Mr Gamagori, Mr Taylor, Mr Xanatos, Mr Callaghan, consider yourselves called out - you know, reading off all those men, I just realized how sexist my followers are, eurgh. There are a few women on this list too, but not nearly enough. Olivier, Sabriel, Power Girl...Actually, you know, pretty much everybody's interesting to the locals. I think all of you are on here, the list is like five pages long. We've just got far too many men here, haven't we?
[ And she sits back, her eyes focusing as she comes back to the window of her webcam. ]
Anyway, it'll only take about an hour of your time, and it's for a good cause. A series of good causes. Plus you'll get to talk about yourself, and I've never met anyone who wasn't at least a little bit obsessed with themselves. So...let me know if you're interested and I'll set up all the details.
Right. Anyway, thanks for listening.
permatext
[it's a jab at both her having been 'away' and all these asinine causes. like holy shit, this was the kind of thing that trust fund kids puts on their college applications to make them seem well-rounded and conscientious.
Hazel really should know better than to engage with people she doesn't strictly get along with unless it's absolutely necessary, but that's a lesson that she has just refused to learn yet. compared to the necromancers and fellow undead she goes at, what's Kitty Jones?]
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No one blessed anything.
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No? What a shame, I'm sure they were all looking forward to the benediction.
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Hey, I've got a thought. Why don't you piss off?
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Do you actually think you're being much more helpful? Because this is as plastic as it comes.
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You're fake is what I'm saying, since apparently I need to spell it out for you.
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This is an argument-ender, not a charity.
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Who cares?
Whether I want to do good or whether I want to be SEEN doing good, what does that matter? Good gets done. The wickedest man in the world could donate to this cause just because he accidentally checked the wrong box when he wanted to donate to the Society for Racist Arseholes and it wouldn't matter a bit because that'd still be additional money going to keep people from suffering and dying of malnutrition and dehydration and all the other complications that come with these diseases. The people on the other end, the people who'll be getting the money for this, don't give a shit if my reasons are self-serving or genuine. They give a shit about being able to run their organization. So if you're going to accuse me of being made out of plastic or whatever it is you said, donate FIRST. THEN yell at me.
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Let me just go out and steal a few people's life savings to give to the cause, then. It's going to help people so it doesn't matter where it came from, right? As long as the end result's what you want the in between doesn't matter!